Thats right,,simple.
The chief and I were sitting in the station discussing the days events. He said,,you know,,I have a great idea! My sister-in law is visiting my wife for a few days so, why dont you go by my house and invite her here to play cards this evening? I said,,ok,,sounds good to me. He said,,make sure you tell my wife to pick up some wine coolers or something for mixed drinks and a deck of cards. Although we cant drink because we are on call,,they can at least enjoy themselves. I said,,Got it chief! And made a mental note of what to ask his wife to bring.
So,I get to their house and knock on the door. The door opens and,,OH MY GOSH! There stands the most beautiful woman,,long flowing brown hair,,,beautiful brown eyes,and a smile to die for! She says,,,Hi KT! I have heard alot about you! and extends her hand. I think,,WOW! Even her hands are beautiful! So,I gently kiss it. She says,,that was sweet,,would you like to come in? I say,,grifle snork breenli yipple! She says,,,Huh?,,I say,,,frump snick broch ninko. She looks at me kind of funny,,so I step back and think,,Geez man,,,Get a grip on yourself,,,NO DON'T!!! Just recite the list! So I do! She steps back,,,and slams the door in my face! I knock,but she wont answer. I think,,smooth move moron,,now she thinks you are an idiot,,,,
So,I get back to the station and the chief is livid! He starts yelling,,WHAT THE HE## happened? I say,,I dont know chief,she was so beautiful that I got tongue tied and couldnt say anything right! He said,,Well,she thought you were kind of cute,but you need to learn some manners before you try talking to her again. I said,,but Chief,,,all I did was recite the list of things you wanted your wife to bring! He said,,really? Tell me,,what exactly did you say? I said,,,liquor and poker,liquor and poker!

 

I kinda figured there would be a setup like that.

Brilliant.