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Aug 8, 2008 | 04:51 PM

#46

badblueoval4life

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From: fairbanks in.

never bet on a 3 legged horse,eat yellow snow,buy a chevy or a dodge or a toyota.

Aug 8, 2008 | 08:18 PM

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Bdox

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From: Lake Tahoe, Nevada

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Triton

Never refer to Monica being good at a desk job!

No, but she must have been great at the "under the desk" job!

Aug 8, 2008 | 10:08 PM

#48

xtrford

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- dead driving a Chevy
- stick my tougue to a frozen pole
- swim with great white sharks or any other for that matter!!!
- use 1 ply toilet paper
- go to a Micheal Jackson concert
- fight Chuck Norris

Aug 8, 2008 | 11:15 PM

#49

dieselguy2008

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1970....................I like your quote: torque it down til it breaks off, then back it off 1/4 turn. That sounds like something my boss would try! He doesnt even own a torque wrench! HAHA! Good one

Aug 8, 2008 | 11:16 PM

#50

Orin Martin

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From: Buckeye, AZ

And add to the list:
- Would never bring a knife to a gun fight.
- Believe a girl friend when they say forever.
- Take back or have any thing to do with my exe,(would rather pour gas over myself and strike a match than to go through that again).

Aug 9, 2008 | 07:47 AM

#51

jroehl

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From: Lafayette, IN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bdox

No, but she must have been great at the "under the desk" job!

Not really--she 'stained' her dress.

Jason

Aug 9, 2008 | 07:58 AM

#52

freirefishing

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From: Clearwater, Fl

Quote:

Originally Posted by xtrford

- - go to a Micheal Jackson concert

just lost it on that one

Aug 9, 2008 | 08:43 AM

#53

19704X4F250

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dieselguy2008

Glad you like it!

When I was a professional mechanic many years ago, a fellow mechanic kept saying that. So it lives on in his honor. (Nice way for saying I stole it)

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Aug 9, 2008 | 02:41 PM

#54

jroehl

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From: Lafayette, IN

I had a friend back in my college days who was in the Aviation Tech school. His version was "Crank it 'til it smokes, then back it off a quarter-turn."

Jason

Aug 9, 2008 | 04:27 PM

#55

Bdox

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From: Lake Tahoe, Nevada

My version is, crank it down as tight as you can get it, then give her one more turn!

Aug 9, 2008 | 05:42 PM

#56

71dusterdan

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From: Rockford, Il

i wouldnever get involved with a friends wife or ex etc.
i will never again take the bet that i can eat 6 saltines in one minute! Dan

Aug 10, 2008 | 07:28 AM

#57

tjc transport

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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.

i will have to agree with everyones statements, except for the jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

you can not imagine the thrill of sky diving unless you have tried it.

Aug 10, 2008 | 08:34 AM

#58

websthes

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From: Montreal Canada

I don't hit women, I don't hire foreigners or feed my dog from the dinner table. I don't buy anything over the phone. I don't park so close to another vehicle that I ding their door. I don't leave the house or come home without giving my wife a kiss.

Aug 10, 2008 | 02:41 PM

#59

pchristman

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From: KCMO

Quote:

Originally Posted by tjc transport

... except for the jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. ...

I posted about that once, and got a response to the effect that, if I could see the condition of some of the planes that skydivers use, I'd want to jump out of it too.