Story Time
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Story Time
I'm going to start a story and each post will continue the story. OK.
At ten pm, Billy Joe was driving his usual chevy truck down a gravel road. A deer jumps into the middle of the road and he hits it. An antler goes through the rad. The deer gets up and runs off. The nearest farm is a mile away. When he reachs the farm he notices a Mercury truck. He thought to himself "Mercury never made trucks, and anything that old". He knocks on the door...
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At ten pm, Billy Joe was driving his usual chevy truck down a gravel road. A deer jumps into the middle of the road and he hits it. An antler goes through the rad. The deer gets up and runs off. The nearest farm is a mile away. When he reachs the farm he notices a Mercury truck. He thought to himself "Mercury never made trucks, and anything that old". He knocks on the door...
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From: Utica, NY
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An elderly man answers the door and says "Can I help you?" The man says "I just hit and deer and busted my radiator, can I use a phone?" The elderly peers at chevy bleeding antifreeze in his driveway and looks back at the guy, deciding what to do...
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The eldery man looks at Billy Joe and says "Son, them are some nice tires you got on that truck there. Too bad they're wasted on one of them Cheveleys. You know what son, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.....
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1988 F-250HD XLT Lariat 7.3IDI 4x4 c-6 supercab longbed
"The 7.3 liter che^y eater"
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1972 F-100 Ranger 390 4speed 4x4 My project a.k.a. "The Black Hole"
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2001 F-250SD XLT V10 auto supercab SB, "The Green Machine"
1988 F-250HD XLT Lariat 7.3IDI 4x4 c-6 supercab longbed
"The 7.3 liter che^y eater"
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From: inver grove heights MN
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imma gunna take thems theres tires off that there chebby, and after that imsa gunna shoot the miserable chebby with that there double barrel 12 guage and retire the metal out to the back pasture to rot....
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From: Port Perry Ont Canada
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since them thar tires are so good I'ma gunna helps ya out by lettin you have my pride and joy. That 1944 special edition Merc out thar in the pasture as long as ya promise to deliver my prize mule to my Kin over in.....
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this mule needs his rabie shots, so take him to my sisters cousins nephews neices brotheres daughters caousin twin brother who is a veteranarian. Once he gets his shots .....
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..."Whoa! Hold on there old timer" says the young man. "Shotgun? Mule? Hootervill!? All I want to do is use your phone to call the auto club. I'll be glad to pay ya' for it" he says, thinking this old mans cheese has sliped off his bread. The old man looks back at the young feller like this guy has two heads. " Pay Me For It? TARNATION BOY!" he shouts slaping his knee. Hearing the comotion from the back room the old mans wife yells, "Seth? Who y'all takin too? Is that no account Jethro come back to barrow your "prize mule" to plow his field again? The last time he barrowed that worthless jackass you had to go and get it back, remember? Had to practicaly drag it back behind the tractor. Should'a let'em keep the darn thing". "Oh woman, pipe down". "Pay her no mind" the old timer says turning back to the young man standing on his porch. Thinking this fella's a city slicker "what part of God's green earth you from anyway? Round here folks don't pay to use the dang phone. Out here folks help each other out. Now do you want my help or dont'cha"? "Yes of course" says the young man. "It's just that....."
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im a stupid chevy guy that does not know what to do can u help or not...
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Inside the barn was a 25 Model T, 48 Ford F-1, 56 Mercury M-100 big window custom cab, 66 Ford F-250 crewcab, 78 F-250 supercab 4x4, 2003 F-350 crewcab superduty dully. What do you pick?
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Well hours and hours later the guy arrives in Hooterville, drives down the only street in town until he gets to the end right in front of none other than Sam Drucker's General store, where he saw Sam himself, along with the Beverly Hills millionaire Jed Clampet, who is there in town just visiting, sitting in front of the store on the porch on an old wooden rocking chair widdleing........
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From: Port Perry Ont Canada
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 17-Nov-02 AT 10:48 PM (EST)]away at something that resembles a chevy emblem. Just then the mule who's name is Henry catches a glims of that emblem. He then rears up and and kicks the tailgate down and bolts down the main drag in town. Billy being an honest man and wanting to keep his end of the agreement takes off after Henry cornering him right in the middle of the towns largest.......
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 18-Nov-02 AT 02:27 AM (EST)]and only chevy dealership the donky sees all those chevy emblems FAINTS and fall right on the floor and the boy....
01 sport trac 4x4 black
97 explorer xlt AWD v8 blue
91 f-250 xlt lariat 4x4 blue/gray
84 ranger xlt 4x4 black
94 explorer xlt 4x4 purple/gray
96 explorer limited 4x4 green
01 sport trac 4x4 black
97 explorer xlt AWD v8 blue
91 f-250 xlt lariat 4x4 blue/gray
84 ranger xlt 4x4 black
94 explorer xlt 4x4 purple/gray
96 explorer limited 4x4 green