No topic thread,,, Part 2
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A woman and manget into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, butamazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawlout of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there'snothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that weshould be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies,"Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman pointsto a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehowthis bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us todrink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handsthe bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugsabout a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to thewoman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handsit back to the man.
The man asks,"Aren't you having any?"
The womanreplies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
A woman and manget into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, butamazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawlout of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there'snothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that weshould be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies,"Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman pointsto a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehowthis bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us todrink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handsthe bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugsabout a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to thewoman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handsit back to the man.
The man asks,"Aren't you having any?"
The womanreplies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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I hate winter now more than ever! 
I was away all day and coming home late last nite I found that my house outside door lock froze up so to get in I had to take part of the door jamb off. I`m lucky that I could get into my shop for tools but my fingers were tingling pretty good by the time I finished.
I was away all day and coming home late last nite I found that my house outside door lock froze up so to get in I had to take part of the door jamb off. I`m lucky that I could get into my shop for tools but my fingers were tingling pretty good by the time I finished.
