I'd like to share a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But........
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far asskissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So,one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, andAttitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** andAsskissing that will put you over the top.



REMEMBER:
SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM !!

(Not sure what that has to do with math)

 

Well if the math adds up correctly,,,,
S-U-P-E-R-V-V-i-S-O-R
19-21-16-5-18-22-9-19-15-18=162%

I think he deserves a pay raise for what he goes thru everyday! And HE REALLY DOES!!!!!

 

Thats pretty good! lol

 

WELL????? It IS Tourist Season, Why Can't We Shoot Them?????????

BTW,,,,

B-O-S-S
2-15-19-19=55%
Man AINT that the truth!