Do you know your poop?
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Joined: Aug 2006
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From: Whittier, CA
They are really good, once you get past the suppository thing.
Bill
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From: Whittier, CA
Comeon not, we can't just leave that one laying there -
Fisher (from Weakepidiea)
A Fisher is perhaps the most useless creature on earth. They are lazy, spend very little time in the nest, and the males are constantly harrassed by the female of the species. Fishers are often found along lakeshores and waterways throughout the United States, but they are most often found floating on the surface of lakes. Their main prey is fish, but they have a unique behavior of catching their prey and immediately returning it to the water. Some researchers have wondered how the Fisher can maintain such a high body fat index, but the latest research shows that Fishers replace the fish in their diet by consuming large quantities of beer and pretzels. Other characteristics include loud and obnoxious belching, sometimes competitively when in groups, and sunburn. Fishers can be avoided by waving the help wanted section of a newspaper at them.
I hope this helps you avoid any unfortunate relationships with such creatures.
Bill
Fisher (from Weakepidiea)
A Fisher is perhaps the most useless creature on earth. They are lazy, spend very little time in the nest, and the males are constantly harrassed by the female of the species. Fishers are often found along lakeshores and waterways throughout the United States, but they are most often found floating on the surface of lakes. Their main prey is fish, but they have a unique behavior of catching their prey and immediately returning it to the water. Some researchers have wondered how the Fisher can maintain such a high body fat index, but the latest research shows that Fishers replace the fish in their diet by consuming large quantities of beer and pretzels. Other characteristics include loud and obnoxious belching, sometimes competitively when in groups, and sunburn. Fishers can be avoided by waving the help wanted section of a newspaper at them.
I hope this helps you avoid any unfortunate relationships with such creatures.
Bill
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Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 6,221
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From: Cow Town, CA
Comeon not, we can't just leave that one laying there -
Fisher (from Weakepidiea)
A Fisher is perhaps the most useless creature on earth. They are lazy, spend very little time in the nest, and the males are constantly harrassed by the female of the species. Fishers are often found along lakeshores and waterways throughout the United States, but they are most often found floating on the surface of lakes. Their main prey is fish, but they have a unique behavior of catching their prey and immediately returning it to the water. Some researchers have wondered how the Fisher can maintain such a high body fat index, but the latest research shows that Fishers replace the fish in their diet by consuming large quantities of beer and pretzels. Other characteristics include loud and obnoxious belching, sometimes competitively when in groups, and sunburn. Fishers can be avoided by waving the help wanted section of a newspaper at them.
I hope this helps you avoid any unfortunate relationships with such creatures.
Bill
Fisher (from Weakepidiea)
A Fisher is perhaps the most useless creature on earth. They are lazy, spend very little time in the nest, and the males are constantly harrassed by the female of the species. Fishers are often found along lakeshores and waterways throughout the United States, but they are most often found floating on the surface of lakes. Their main prey is fish, but they have a unique behavior of catching their prey and immediately returning it to the water. Some researchers have wondered how the Fisher can maintain such a high body fat index, but the latest research shows that Fishers replace the fish in their diet by consuming large quantities of beer and pretzels. Other characteristics include loud and obnoxious belching, sometimes competitively when in groups, and sunburn. Fishers can be avoided by waving the help wanted section of a newspaper at them.
I hope this helps you avoid any unfortunate relationships with such creatures.
Bill
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Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 113
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From: Ontario
HAHAHA...I didnt expect that answer Bill,still laughing here!!! I did look it up and it does say something about "if your small pet is missing it could mean you have a fisher in the area"...so I guess the next time the cat is gone I should look for the fishing equipment,and boat and truck??? Thanks for the laugh.
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Joined: Jun 2007
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From: Butler, IN
Well, at least I wasn't full of @*&% before I took the test but I am now! I got 10 right. I don't think I will put that on my resume'! Apprentice Wildlife Poopologist at your service! You see poop before your eyes...I will analyze! Fun test!
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