Biggest Ebay joke ever
Token Redneck
Joined: Jun 2007
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From: Breckenridge, TX
YEEEEHHHAW slap my a$$ and call me Sally cuz that ther one SCHWWWET ride dawg. Dang ole must be a 351 rockin under der with real duals and a dang ole RADIO to boot dang ole tell ya what man I bet that ther pickemup pickemRIGHTup truck would git me on down to da dirl track real fancy now tell ya what ole boy good ole fella now for raels.
What kind of mouth breathing inbred moron would waste the welding rod to make that?
What kind of mouth breathing inbred moron would waste the welding rod to make that?
Post Fiend
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 13,873
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From: Atlanta GA
Thanks for the great link.
A $50,000 bid already ... wonder which parent it was?
My inverse shock ratio is holding true, the more shocks it has the closer to a #1 it gets. In this case with 16 shocks it probably rates a 1 or less. Though bonus points for a red frame and 4 white shocks in front of that custom swiss cheese frame
No mention of why it draws crowds, it is because they need a good laugh. I thought my "where's waldo" BII was bad, this makes me feel good about my $60 paint job
I do not know what is more scary, only seeing half a z on the steering because the rest is above the frame somewhere or knowing if it ever drove off a curb and dropped a wheel the rear brake hose would snap off the axle, unless that is the limiting strap...
I thought this was a hoax listing, I guess not.
A $50,000 bid already ... wonder which parent it was?
My inverse shock ratio is holding true, the more shocks it has the closer to a #1 it gets. In this case with 16 shocks it probably rates a 1 or less. Though bonus points for a red frame and 4 white shocks in front of that custom swiss cheese frame
No mention of why it draws crowds, it is because they need a good laugh. I thought my "where's waldo" BII was bad, this makes me feel good about my $60 paint job
I do not know what is more scary, only seeing half a z on the steering because the rest is above the frame somewhere or knowing if it ever drove off a curb and dropped a wheel the rear brake hose would snap off the axle, unless that is the limiting strap...
I thought this was a hoax listing, I guess not.
Last edited by rebocardo; May 16, 2008 at 09:39 PM. Reason: couldn't resist adding more
Post Fiend
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 6,221
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From: Cow Town, CA
ok really he used plumers tape to hold the mufflers up and put the stock gas tank in the bed?????? (held in with more plumers tap)
and a D44 with a D70 that just is lame, he says he used the D70 because of its bearing size so why did he use the D44..."I used 2 different rear ends in construction, the front four wheel drive rear is a heavy-duty modified Dana 44, and the rear/rear is a Dana 70 which I used because of it's large bearing sizes and heavy-duty cast construction." ---what!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! the front four wheel drive rear?
"The frame is truly an engineering mastery." AKA I dont know why it is holding together but it is.
"The transfer case is a new process cast iron one" --NP what 203? 205...
"See the photos attached to really understand the paint job" --he has like 4 different paint ideas going on, he has like God or Jesus and then a grave yard with... i just cant understand who would paint that?
on edit - i forgot about the three step bars, becasue one is never enough..
and a D44 with a D70 that just is lame, he says he used the D70 because of its bearing size so why did he use the D44..."I used 2 different rear ends in construction, the front four wheel drive rear is a heavy-duty modified Dana 44, and the rear/rear is a Dana 70 which I used because of it's large bearing sizes and heavy-duty cast construction." ---what!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! the front four wheel drive rear?
"The frame is truly an engineering mastery." AKA I dont know why it is holding together but it is.
"The transfer case is a new process cast iron one" --NP what 203? 205...
"See the photos attached to really understand the paint job" --he has like 4 different paint ideas going on, he has like God or Jesus and then a grave yard with... i just cant understand who would paint that?
on edit - i forgot about the three step bars, becasue one is never enough..
Posting Guru
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 2,220
Likes: 2
From: CA
The guy is a dreamer, he says
"I've owned several other exotic vehicles, such as a GT 308 Ferrari convertible, Lamborghini Countach with a V12 fuel injected engine, and a Porsche 917 Cam-Am Racer with a V12 twin-turbocharged engine"
I guess diacast maybe????
"I've owned several other exotic vehicles, such as a GT 308 Ferrari convertible, Lamborghini Countach with a V12 fuel injected engine, and a Porsche 917 Cam-Am Racer with a V12 twin-turbocharged engine"
I guess diacast maybe????
Street Queen to the extr3m3
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 4,554
Likes: 3
From: Lubbock, Texas
because if it was carbed it would be such an exotic... thats my guess... as for the twin turbov12 in a porshe.... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA yea right... I think he was talin about die cast... what an idiot.
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