YOU might be a redneck....
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From: somerset KY
YOU might be a redneck....
i thought it would be fun to do a "you might be a redneck thread". i was looking through some pics and every one of them seemed funny in a redneck way.
You might be a redneck if.....
your tractor ignition switch hangs loosely for an extended period of time even if it would be easily re-installed.
you think this hay ring has a couple years left if you use some more baler twine
you sometimes set out hay in this manner while the hay spear sets by the barn
this is your secondary mode of transportation.
you feed the mules in a tuxedo
your idea of the best prom picture includes your truck
You might be a redneck if.....
your tractor ignition switch hangs loosely for an extended period of time even if it would be easily re-installed.
you think this hay ring has a couple years left if you use some more baler twine
you sometimes set out hay in this manner while the hay spear sets by the barn
this is your secondary mode of transportation.
you feed the mules in a tuxedo
your idea of the best prom picture includes your truck
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From: Billerica, MA
You might be a redneck if..... you think a 401K is your mother in laws bra size.
You might be a redneck if..... your tools are worth more than your car. Thats all tha ti could think of for now. Noticed that you have a really nice hood on your truck. Where did you get it? and how much was it?
You might be a redneck if..... your tools are worth more than your car. Thats all tha ti could think of for now. Noticed that you have a really nice hood on your truck. Where did you get it? and how much was it?
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You might be a redneck if....youve been to a tractor pull and when it started storming (thundering and lightning) the announcer had to tell you to move from the non-covered grandstands to the covered grandstands.
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Right now though I have a piece of bailing twine holding my tie rod to the leaf spring while I'm doing ball joint R&R.
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From: Silver Lake Dunes, MI
Yeah but atleast your not driving it with bailing wire hold the tie rod to the knuckle....seen it on a bronco II that a guy runs the dunes with. Stock little pile but it nitrous!
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From: Newport, WA
Nothing that bad, but I did use bailing wire once on my wife's old Ranger to keep the counterweight on the driveshaft that mysteriously came loose from banging around on the U-joint.