When I served aboard subs there was a shirt on the base in Charleston that said the following (I don't know if it ever made it to a bumper sticker):

"24 empty missile tubes, a mushroom cloud, it's Miller time!!!"

I liked it, but never bought one. Too bad, because I'd sure wear it.

 

Since were talking about Being picky my dad was renting out one of our condos and he went threw 58 people before he found some one he liked!!!

 

My husband has a shirt that says, "The liver is evil, it must be punished". He loves it!

 

I've got the same shirt- I had to get it.

"As seen on surveilence T.V."
"8 out of 10 voices in my head say don't shoot"

 

I like the biker shirt that says "if you can read this then the dumb b&tch has fallen off"

 

I got that sent to me from a friend, it was one of a collection of T-shirts
"for Mr. Limbaugh". There are a number of hilairous ones on there, that was just my favorite!

 

Have you seen the ladies shirt that says "I'm the bi*** that fell off"?

 

"Jesus loves you, but I'm His favorite"

 

My buddy Kim lives in North Cali and used to drive this beat-up Hyundai. On the top of the passenger's front fender was one that read:

"So many pedestrians, so little time"

It was great to see people read that and then step back up on to the curb!!!! CLASSIC!!

 

I love the one that goes something like this:

If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why did he make meat taste so GOOD!?

 

yep, that goes right along with...



"There's a places for all GOD's creatures...


...Right next to the fries and tartersauce!"

 

I think that me and your dad would get along fine But Like I've said before Nick "If your parents don't want you anymore I'll adopt you!"

 

If your looking for kids PM me, I got some siblings I can send you. Ill even give you money for them if you want them!!!









Just kidding, but seriously....

 

Excellant for getting to the 3 big special interest groups:::::

Nuke A Whale For Christ

 

If u can read this your about to be sooted.