Whats the funniest bumper sticker you ever seen?
 

Since i didn't want to get off topic on a previous thread, why don't everybody tell me the funniest bumper sticker you ever seen. No ignorant ones that will offend anybody, but just plain funny.

just plain old funny was one I saw on the back of a semi almost completely covered with bumper stickers all over the back doors. Right in the middle was one that was about twice as big as all the others reading

Help ban bumper stickers

the one i like is --yes this is my truck and no i cant help you move--

i posted in the other thread..but ill post here to..back in my yunger years i had a rusted out 76 pinto..the bumper sticker said...

this may not be the Maylower..but your daughter may have came across it....

"MY OTHER CAR IS A BROOM". I put this on my wife's car and she saw no humor in it.

so many to choose from

"My son beat up your honor student"

"Its God's job to judge, its up to the U.S. Marines to arrainge the meeting"

just a couple

I'm suffering from a sexually transmitted disease...... Kids!

see one on a ricer the other day.

248 joints in my body.. not one in my pocket....

"Monica Lewinsky's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife for President"

One I saw the other day was "Guns dont kill people, tailgating me does"

i saw one that said "comdoms are easier to change than diapers"

i had one that was "keep honking i'm reloading"

My son was inmate of the month at...(I can't remember what jail it said). I was dying laughing when I saw it.

I saw one that said " Can you hear my middle finger over your blareing speakers" I thought it was funny because all I heard from the car that it was on was boomboomboom!

"BUSH: love him or hate him...he's killed a ton of Arabs."

My fave so far