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Old 05-04-2008, 12:43 AM
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I actually rear ended someone when I read this one a few years back.......

(I'll prolly get slapped for it)...No offense anyone!!!!!

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"BUSH: love him or hate him...he's killed a ton of Arabs."

My fave so far

Have two that sort of goes with this theme and they are on my truck


Bush is a punk-*** chump

The other sticker says

When Clinton lied NOBODY died
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" to close for missles switching to guns" LOL my dad saw it once and now he always says it. or " if you were going any slower you would be going back wards" lol
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Old 05-04-2008, 02:08 AM
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I support roadh**d!! Gets me every time.
yeah i have that on mine
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One that Maevans made for me says "I fight for America, so I buy American. Who are you fighting for"

I also want to make one that says "If I hear your rap, you'll hear my gun"
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:10 AM
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" if you were going any slower you would be going back wards" lol
I find this funny...only because, if this bumper sticker were on your truck, and someone was reading it, wouldn't it mean that YOU'RE the one going slow?
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:15 AM
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I got one that has a picture of hillary and a picture of obama...then right between them is says "the choice is clear...vote REPUBLICAN" hahaha

I really like that one about bush and the arabs...any idea where to get one?
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:29 AM
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Jimmy Hoffa: Please call your dispatcher (I think you got to be old to understand that one)
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Win a Ballon - Show me your ***** (it worked numerous times out on I-80)

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Harry Reid does not speak for this Nevadan

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OK Nevada, so who stole Harry Reid's huevos? (with a picture of that mongrel on it)

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Want Socialism? Vote Democratic! (with the sickle and hammer of the old USSR - and boy does that one **** people off)
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Have two that sort of goes with this theme and they are on my truck


Bush is a punk-*** chump

The other sticker says

When Clinton lied NOBODY died
Death before dishonor

Real trucks don't have spark plugs
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It was on the back of a small Geo Tracker that said "Be patient! I'm pushing a big motorhome!"
I just thought it was hilairous and had to get a picture. The wife didn't see as much humor in it as I did.
Ok your wife must not have much of a sense of humor I read this one and started cracking up so read it to my wife and 10 minutes later she still just starts chuckling when she thinks about it.
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i have one that says "ford makes it international shakes it"
i want to have one made that says "built ford though with cornbinder stuff"
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DONT STEAL.. THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION.. i like that one and the other day i seen a dude with a sticker that said I CANT AFFORD GAS BUT I GOT 24's THANKS TAXPAYERS< thats for real i bout wanted to just run over him but i knew he wouldn't have insurance on nuthin but the rims
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Farmboy- "Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms ...should be a convenvience store, not a government agency." That is one of the best things Ive ever heard.

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Farmboy- I have a website saved that has a t-shirt for sale that says "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms ... Who's bringing the chips?"

Any chance I could get the link to that site?
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alrite the best one that ive seen said... "Lifted cause fat chicks cant jump" and Billybob69 that sticker is hilarious cant stop laughing at it
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