Saw one yesterday...
"If your gonna ride my ***,...at least pull my hair!"

 

Not a funny sticker but a TRUTHFUL one.
It is on my tail gate.

Made by Ford,Modded by the Brotherhood....FTE...by megawatt00

 

BAHAHAHAHAHA

almost fell out of my chair in class

 

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

 

I like the bumper sticker that says...............Driver carries no cash.....he's married.

 

I have two. I loved them both

PASS QUIETLY, DRIVER SLEEPING

and

I MIGHT BE SLOW BUT I AM AHEAD OF YOU

I had both of those back in the 80's

 

One I have seen:

NICE TRUCK!!
Sorry about your small peni$.

 

I saw this on a ladies truck with her motorcycle in the bed. " I my husband vibrated as much as my motorcycle, I'd be home right now!"

Since the bike was a Harley I just had to say if her husband vibrated as much as her bike Parts would probably be falling off. Poor hubby she agreed with me.

 

Hope & Change
Obama '08



Jimmy Hoffa - Call Your Dispatcher


Women! Leg Check 53' Ahead
(on the back door of a refer)

 

I had that one on my last truck and had few people try it out LOL. My new one is "I brake for no apparent reason".

 

And then there is this one:
Caution: Woman driver on board!
This car subject to wreck or explode without notice.

 

Amen to that, Brother! It is the one I take the most pride in.

 

My buddy from Oregon has 2 I like.

Don't Californicate Oregon

And

Can't drive in the rain? Move back to California.

 

personally i like mine:




lol i know this is deffinately the wrong part of the forums to be posting this but my next sticker is going to have to be some kind of anti diesel sticker like "black smoke = joke" or "no smoking" with a circle around a smoking diesel with a line through it.

no offense to anyone on here. i love diesels and my next truck i plan on getting one but i cant stand the guys that go around rolling coal just to be doing it. especially on their daily drivers. one of my old buddies just got a cummins and was on facebook bragging about rolling coal on motorcycles just to be doing it. dont get me wrong, if someones tailgating you i say let them have it

 

And bikers shouldn't be weaving in and out of traffic and doing wheelies on the highway.

If you get a diesel and roll coal one day, you'll want to roll coal all the time...

In your face Al Gore