Easter - what BS!!!
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Jake, now that is funny!
> How DID all that stuff become part of it?
I knew I answered it last year for you
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/5...ghlight=easter
> How DID all that stuff become part of it?
I knew I answered it last year for you
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/5...ghlight=easter
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So, along comes a bunny rabbit. Just came out of the burrow for the year, root storage - yeah, we've not got much left. TIME to forage for something if we can....
No grass, no seeds, so it pokes around the back of buildings in the nearby town.
Out of nowhere a robed figure appears from an alley:
"Pssst! Are you busy?"
"Well, kinda, yeah..."
"Interested in a job? It's religious, so it's TAX FREE"
"Yes, well - rabbits hardly pay taxes, do they?"
"QUITE SO! But I believe over time you will become an international personality."
"Really?"
"Oh MY yes.... We have a plan for the developement of it."
"PLAYBOY BUNNIES and all of that?"
"Precisely! We have quite the career in mind for you, if you are willing. Jet aircraft, swimming pools, models, visiting rock and roll stars, every bit of it if it interests you. Shall we discuss it further????"
"BUNNIES.... Yes, I'd like such a thing very MUCH!"
"Step into my car..."
- and now we see what came of it all
No grass, no seeds, so it pokes around the back of buildings in the nearby town.
Out of nowhere a robed figure appears from an alley:
"Pssst! Are you busy?"
"Well, kinda, yeah..."
"Interested in a job? It's religious, so it's TAX FREE"
"Yes, well - rabbits hardly pay taxes, do they?"
"QUITE SO! But I believe over time you will become an international personality."
"Really?"
"Oh MY yes.... We have a plan for the developement of it."
"PLAYBOY BUNNIES and all of that?"
"Precisely! We have quite the career in mind for you, if you are willing. Jet aircraft, swimming pools, models, visiting rock and roll stars, every bit of it if it interests you. Shall we discuss it further????"
"BUNNIES.... Yes, I'd like such a thing very MUCH!"
"Step into my car..."
- and now we see what came of it all
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You guys are hilarious(jake00...omg so funny)(stevebricks...hahaha)I had a rough day,came to this website and laughed for the first time all day,thanks all of you!!!Easter and all other holidays are what we make them...I prefer to remember what they were when I was a kid,much more fun that way.
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Originally Posted by cjben
they were plastic eggs with little toys,money,and some candy in them. 12-15 kids,and about 5,000 eggs!! Sun was shining when they started hunting them,and by the time they were done,it was snowing so hard we couldn't hardly see the end of my brother's yard!! good fun!! 
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The dogs been out back for some time laying little brown eggs all over the place. Couldn't get the nieces and nephews over for a hunt this year though. Guess they didn't like the surprises last time...
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Ahh, yeah.
A sweet young red haired Lady once cautioned me to beware the crock of dung at the end of the rainbow....
It seems someone has already been there, and it isn't what we think.
A sweet young red haired Lady once cautioned me to beware the crock of dung at the end of the rainbow....
It seems someone has already been there, and it isn't what we think.
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
YUP - just like the LOTTERY.
It is not a means of instant riches, far from it.
IT'S A MEANS OF REDISTRIBUTING WHAT IS ALREADY THERE....
(That state local and federal interests profit from)
"EASTER EGG"?
No....
It's like a boat. You throw money at it to keep it floating.
It is not a means of instant riches, far from it.
IT'S A MEANS OF REDISTRIBUTING WHAT IS ALREADY THERE....
(That state local and federal interests profit from)
"EASTER EGG"?
No....
It's like a boat. You throw money at it to keep it floating.
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