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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 06:27 PM
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So- I'm down at the big river, at the boat launch ramp. Kicking back, hangin' out, talking with people. Out of the blue a weird idea comes to me (which is where the best ones come from).

At swap meets in southern cal - they sell a lot of odd stuff made out of beer cans. Model biplanes you can hang up on your porch for instance, plain old garage stuff....

I decided to make a boat out of empties to sail across the river to Arkansas. JUST A MODEL BOAT - I'm not going to ride it!

So far it looks like the pic below, the whole thing is made out of beer cans, kebab sticks, and coat hanger wire stuck together with epoxy:
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 06:42 PM
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Now thats funny! Good thing you dont have a drinking problem,you would be building a houseboat!
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 06:46 PM
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Perhaps after the scale model test is successful then you can go full scale. If you let me help ya empty those beer cans I'd be glad to captain the full scale vessel
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 06:51 PM
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If I built a houseboat I'd be using 55 gallon drums.
(same principle)
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Greywolf
If I built a houseboat I'd be using 55 gallon drums.
(same principle)
Now THATS a lot of beer!
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 06:53 PM
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Now thats funny! Good thing you dont have a drinking problem,you would be building a houseboat!
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Who says I don't or won't??? Amazing things can be done with composite materials. It just takes someone very strange to go there.

Since each can is in itself a flotation cell, the idea is disturbingly intriguing. You'd have to ruin them ALL in order to sink it.
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 07:00 PM
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Now THATS a lot of beer!
NO, NO, NO!

OIL barrels - you dingbat!

But then again....

A "KEG BOAT"?????

No, uh-uhh.

The deposit returns are worth more than the adventure.
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 07:04 PM
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Well,,I dont care what you make it out of,,just hurry up and get it finished. I figure if you make the walls of the houseboat out of bud cans there might be a lot of women who want to ride on the party barge,,,,,count me in!
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 07:36 PM
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If they want a ride on it - they by God better bring they own insulation!
Or on the other hand have personal warmth....
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 08:31 PM
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Maybe you could locate those sisters who sold their corn flake for over 1000 dollars and float it to the people who bought it?Just an idea,you could make yourself some money to buy more beer?
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 09:19 PM
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I just want to see it sail across the river.
 
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Old Mar 22, 2008 | 09:59 PM
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sounds like a job for the Doobie Brothershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqZ95a249p0
 
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Here's something I've wanted to do for awhile...I'd like to buy an old 4X4 truck, rig up either some pontoons or 55 gallon barrels around it. Rig up the wheels with paddles (think river boat) and take it to the lake...

Tim
 
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Old Mar 23, 2008 | 11:08 AM
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i posted a link to a youtube vid (now gone ) but it was an old ford with huge duals Front n back and it was out roaming around on a lake
 
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Old Mar 23, 2008 | 01:41 PM
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As a kid I lived near a large lake. I walked up and down the country road picking up empty wiskey/wine bottles (with caps on). I put them in an apple crate and sealed it up and used it as my boat. It was stable after I put a weight on the bottom.
 
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