Warning: New Virus Alert
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Warning: New Virus Alert
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever
- DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes -Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever
- DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes -Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
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Ha ha. I don't think so. They probably have more people than they really need. The forest industry is kind of unstable at the moment. I used to be a supervisor and I don't know if I could handle it now. There doesn't seem to be much urgency to get the job done.