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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever
- DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes -Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Wait, is WORK deadly ? If so I need to turn it into fun. I have too many projects to finish before I die. I'm glad you warned us all though, this is really skeeeeery.
I knew about that...I've been sick with the WORK virus since 1980, I have been on a steady regimen of BEER since then and I have stayed healthy. I see the Doctor every Friday night for a shot and a BEER.