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From: Payson, AZ
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From: SW Asia, USN
Hey, two are actually war related. And the purple heart is on my list of medals to avoid earning. I'm allergic to lead and shrapnel. Doc said so.
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From: Slatington, PA
.....I didnt realize that my sight was "off" a little till i looked down and saw two two 3 1/2" nails sticking out of my calf. I casually reached down and pulled them out,as my nieghbor (who was now holding the nailer) proceded to shoot a nail through his hand and nail himself to the fence.
We are no longer allowed to play construction together.
DISCLAIMER:There was no alcohol involved in the above. It was 97* and 60% humidity, just to hot to drink and work in the sun.
We are no longer allowed to play construction together.
DISCLAIMER:There was no alcohol involved in the above. It was 97* and 60% humidity, just to hot to drink and work in the sun.
I'm sorry, but thats just funny. Painfull, but funny.
While attempting to change the ball joints on the passenger side, I got pissed off because the shackle wouldnt come loose even though both ball joint nuts were off. I cut the upper one off with my oxy acetylene torch and knocked the bolt out through the top of the axle and threw it off to the side. (Remember, this piece is still a few hundred degrees.) A few minutes later, I go to move and throw all my weight on my right hand, which happened to land right on top of the hot bolt. I ran like hell over to the hose to try and cool it off while my girlfriend sits there laughing non stop.
I've also had the tip of my pinky (1/8th inch) cut off courtesy of my brother and a hedge trimmer, ripped a chunk out of my middle finger after catching it between a drive chain and sprocket on our modded lawn mower/go kart, and sliced my thigh open with a utility knife (5 stitches on that) while cutting sections of rope.
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Early last week I crawled under my truck looking for soot marks because I think I have an exhaust leak. Couldn't find any soot. Started up the truck and crawled back under hoping to hear it. I was laying flat on my back when a rat decided he didn't like hanging around in the under carriage while the truck was running and dropped right down on my chest. The silver dollar size scab in the middle of my forehead just fell off this morning.
Why was there a rat running around on the underside of your truck?
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From: Wake Forest, NC
Hey Barry PAA#8,
All I can say is I can relate and yes very shocking.. if you get my drift.. LOL
All I can say is I can relate and yes very shocking.. if you get my drift.. LOL
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Yeah, I knew a guy who was prying on the front bumper with a screwdriver when it slipped off and stabbed himself in the eye and blinding himself in the process. I also know another guy who was using a pair of vice grips to attempt to pull a brake spring onto the peg and when it slipped off and he whacked himself in the forehead and busted his head open.
I knocked one of my teeth out with a 5 lb hammer trying to mount a clincher tire on a 1914 Studebaker. I put the tooth in my pocket and headed for the dentist's office. When I got there, the receptionist asked "may I help you?" I put the tooth on the counter, pointed to it and said "Yes, will this entitle me to to a discount on my cleanings from now on?" She looked at me without so much as any kind of smile and just said "No!"
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