A dog is truly a man's best friend
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:

Put your dog and wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, see who is really happy to see you!

Saw this on another Forum. I had to pass it on here.

 

I know better than to try that one.

 

So funny, and so damn true!!

 

Man I can't do that my wife would kill me!!

 

My wife volunteers at an animal shelter and wants to know why I want her to bring home a puppy tonight. What should I tell her?

...Just kidding.

 

Dogs are awesome. That's about all she needs to know. My vote is for a Lab.

Mike

 

LOL! My wife loves dogs and I can't wait to show her this joke!

 

Just an observation, but isn't it funny that a diamond is a girl's best friend, and dog is man's best friend?

 

I hear that.

Each and every day my lab is about to snap in two happy to see me every afternoon. Give him a bowl of food, run him is the pasture, take a whiz and a dump and his life is good.

The wife is much different.

 

BullMastiff is #1.....

 

I do like the Mastiff's. Nice website, Sarge seemed liked a great dog.

 

The Answer Is,,,,,,,,,,,
YOUR WIFE WITH A TIRE IRON ! ! ! ! ! ! !