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Old Mar 8, 2008 | 11:00 AM
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I stole this..............

from another site, and have to pass it on:

Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother."

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still...

You cain't marry Will, my gal,
And please don't tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother."

But Mama knew and said, "My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain't no kin to Pappy!”
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Old Mar 8, 2008 | 11:09 AM
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That is funny...thanks for sharing!!!
 
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Old Mar 8, 2008 | 12:08 PM
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..........Good!
 
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Old Mar 8, 2008 | 12:32 PM
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Hawaiian version

I wanted to marry this wahine(woman) I know,
Her name was Haunani Ho.
I asked my papa but he said no.
Haunani is your sister
but your mama don't know.

I told my mama what my papa had said.
She said son, there's no pilikia (trouble/problem)
You can marry Haunani Ho,
your papa's not your papa,
but you papa don't know.

auwe no ho'i e - (oh, my goodness)
 
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