> An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to
> the
> driver, "Got any ID?"
>
> The driver says, "'Bout what?"
> ***************************************
> Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a
> sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"
>
> "Jes' some chickens."
>
> "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
>
> "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK.
>
> Ummmmm...five?"
> **************************************************
> An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door,
> telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here muh house
> is on
> fahr!"
>
> "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
>
> "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?"
> **************************************************
> Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?
>
> Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
> **************************************************
> Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba
> that
> she would send someone out right away.
>
> "Where do you live?" asked the operator
>
> Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.
>
> " The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
>
> After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street
> and
> you pick her up there?"
> *************************************************
> Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
>
> They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
> *************************************************
> What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
>
> Documentaries
> *************************************************
> Where was the toothbrush invented?
>
> Arkansas.
>
> If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a
> teethbrush.
> *************************************************
> A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple
> gets
> divorced, they're still brother and sister.
> **********************************************
> What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in
> Florida
> have in common?
>
> No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer
> **********************************************
> How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
>
> When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and
> the
> person at the front desk says, "Go ahead.
>
>

 

 

 

Fords are kool.

:-X12 :-)

 

HAhaha.......wait what did that have to do with anything lol... Jk

 

>HAhaha.......wait what did that have to do with anything
>lol... Jk


DUH, didn't someone post Midwest jokes first?