March B/s Thread
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After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex with my wife I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.'
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?'
'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January.'
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex with my wife I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.'
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?'
'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January.'
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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
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A. A different bar
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A. Sum Ting Wong
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A. A speech impediment
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A. They're hiring
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A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
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A. A pimp.
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A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the & F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'!
Q. Why doesn'tMexicohave an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans onStar Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. What do you call aMississippifarmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.
Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the & F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'!
Q. Why doesn'tMexicohave an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
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Evening Tony...did you save any rice rockets today???
I saw your wifes post last night...is she offering to be the model for the female version of BigDons chair???
I saw your wifes post last night...is she offering to be the model for the female version of BigDons chair???
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From: Maine
Originally Posted by BIGKEN
Evening Tony...did you save any rice rockets today???
I saw your wifes post last night...is she offering to be the model for the female version of BigDons chair???
I saw your wifes post last night...is she offering to be the model for the female version of BigDons chair???
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Originally Posted by ford_boy_1996
I save them every day I would call the yuppie cars though. And oh yeah I don't think I can get her to do it.
Yuppie cars......
I have other words that I am not allowed to use here....LOL