March B/S Chatter Box
Post Fiend
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 11,676
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From: Pine Level NC
gotta go ........
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Fleet Owner
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 26,898
Likes: 3
From: southern md
A farmer brought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says, 'Beat it: I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I
will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squalking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit..... third gay rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will
always overcome youth and arrogance!
The young rooster says, 'Beat it: I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I
will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squalking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit..... third gay rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will
always overcome youth and arrogance!
Fleet Owner
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 26,898
Likes: 3
From: southern md
Originally Posted by Tractor Boy
to answer all of your questions: yes, I plan on bringin the truck to the meet, yes, I was at the g/f's house, yes I was also driving the druck, yes I was laying rubber, yes I was laying her, anything I missed................ ohhhhh jr, no, I dont get pissed easy, and I can take lots of jokes, and yes I am in shape and can out-run, out-shoot, and out-fight just about 92% of the world............ US ARMY 5th Special Forces MD National Guard
<tt><tt>A Great Answer ... to a stupid question
Katie Couric, while interviewing a US ARMY 5th Special Forces
MD National Guard member- Tractor Boy, and asked:
"What do you feel when you shoot a Terrorist?"
Tractor Boy shrugged and replied,
"A slight recoil."</tt></tt></pre>I want to see him drive a "druck"-ha-ha-ha!!!!
