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well if it is on a electric stove it is possible how I know this I have done it lol along with everything else at times my problem with food though is I have the heat/temp to high lol I once cooked fish sticks and cooked the insides out all that was left was the coating lol ask Mike some time lol he will tell you,
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Originally Posted by littlesunray
well if it is on a electric stove it is possible how I know this I have done it lol along with everything else at times my problem with food though is I have the heat/temp to high lol I once cooked fish sticks and cooked the insides out all that was left was the coating lol ask Mike some time lol he will tell you,
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Originally Posted by littlesunray
hey I knew you respond to that after I posted, I guess you got a good laugh out of my post I did too thank god my side don't hurt right now though lol
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My ex used to use the smoke detector for a cooking timer. And every time she tried to experiment,I knew something was up the minute I walked in the house.The dog would be crying and would dash out the door as soon as I opened it.She used to make a dish she called Hungarian golash,,,I called it honkie goul itch. She would cook it in a hubcap! And when I tossed it out the window while she wasnt looking,,,oh what fun it was to watch the vultures eat it, fly about ten feet,,then crash to the ground,DOA! 
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I am one lucky guy, my wife can out cook my mom - and that takes alot. Uh, just don't tell my Ma that I said that.
About the only thing that my wife makes that I won't eat because of the cooking is salmon patties - dry, bones in it, God awful smell. Just thinking about it makes my gut turn.
About the only thing that my wife makes that I won't eat because of the cooking is salmon patties - dry, bones in it, God awful smell. Just thinking about it makes my gut turn.
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From: Southern MD
Originally Posted by NH-Hottie
Typically a woman that can't cook is good at other things. And that's all I'm saying.
She and I had been married about 6 months, and she sat me down at the dinner table, for supper.
She had cooked (yeah, right!) a nice lasagna that she had gotten from the local italian grocer.
I tried to scoop out a portion, and it was still frozen!!!!!!!!!
I asked her what did she do?
She said that she "followed directions, and cooked it all day long, as required and it still wasn't 'done'."
I asked her what the directions said.
She was supposed to cook the lasagna for 32 minutes at 450°.
She had cooked it for 450 minutes at 32°!!!!!
j/k!!!!!
She was such a bad cook, that she thought 'fresh green beans' was a new can of Green Giant green beans!!!!!
(I swear that's the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
My second (and last wife) can really cook! (And other things, too!)
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It could be better - she could BURN CREDIT CARDS (before they are used).
I would count that a very wise (and honorable) woman.
Always provided they are burnt with fire, rather than being maxed out....
I would count that a very wise (and honorable) woman.
Always provided they are burnt with fire, rather than being maxed out....
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
Originally Posted by NH-Hottie
Typically a woman that can't cook is good at other things. And that's all I'm saying.
"DECORATIVENESS" without a useful function.
I assume you refer to the likes of 'Tipper Gore'???? (What a ****!)
Not to reflect the same on you....
(He says, carefully)
*NOTE: I am well aware that I am perhaps the most annoying and disturbing individual at Club Ford Truck Enthusiasts. It pleases me, and I am satisfied to be that.
