Whose Ex-Wife or Current Wife can burn water?

Mine hasn't lesrned how yet.

 

I'm tellin, you're gonna get your a$$ kicked now big boy

 

Nope she's right here when I posted it.

 

well if it is on a electric stove it is possible how I know this I have done it lol along with everything else at times my problem with food though is I have the heat/temp to high lol I once cooked fish sticks and cooked the insides out all that was left was the coating lol ask Mike some time lol he will tell you,

 

Dang!!!!!

 

hey I knew you respond to that after I posted, I guess you got a good laugh out of my post I did too thank god my side don't hurt right now though lol

 

True but I wasn't drinking my soda and didn't have to clean my puter screen.

 

My ex used to use the smoke detector for a cooking timer. And every time she tried to experiment,I knew something was up the minute I walked in the house.The dog would be crying and would dash out the door as soon as I opened it.She used to make a dish she called Hungarian golash,,,I called it honkie goul itch. She would cook it in a hubcap! And when I tossed it out the window while she wasnt looking,,,oh what fun it was to watch the vultures eat it, fly about ten feet,,then crash to the ground,DOA!

 

I am one lucky guy, my wife can out cook my mom - and that takes alot. Uh, just don't tell my Ma that I said that.

About the only thing that my wife makes that I won't eat because of the cooking is salmon patties - dry, bones in it, God awful smell. Just thinking about it makes my gut turn.

 

Typically a woman that can't cook is good at other things. And that's all I'm saying.

 

Sorry, Young Lady. . . not my first wife!!!!!!!!!!


She and I had been married about 6 months, and she sat me down at the dinner table, for supper.

She had cooked (yeah, right!) a nice lasagna that she had gotten from the local italian grocer.

I tried to scoop out a portion, and it was still frozen!!!!!!!!!

I asked her what did she do?

She said that she "followed directions, and cooked it all day long, as required and it still wasn't 'done'."

I asked her what the directions said.

She was supposed to cook the lasagna for 32 minutes at 450°.

She had cooked it for 450 minutes at 32°!!!!!







j/k!!!!!


She was such a bad cook, that she thought 'fresh green beans' was a new can of Green Giant green beans!!!!!

(I swear that's the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


My second (and last wife) can really cook! (And other things, too!)

 

So what you are sayingis that dinner was a religious expreience, a Burnt Offering.

 

It could be better - she could BURN CREDIT CARDS (before they are used).

I would count that a very wise (and honorable) woman.

Always provided they are burnt with fire, rather than being maxed out....

 

Ahh....

"DECORATIVENESS" without a useful function.

I assume you refer to the likes of 'Tipper Gore'???? (What a ****!)

Not to reflect the same on you....
(He says, carefully)


*NOTE: I am well aware that I am perhaps the most annoying and disturbing individual at Club Ford Truck Enthusiasts. It pleases me, and I am satisfied to be that.

 

I like the way you think. And that's all I'M saying.