Anyone have a 710?
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Then there was the two blondes on opposite side of the small lake when one of them called to the other one..."How do I get to the other side?", and the second one replied... "You're already ON the other side!"
The most troubling thing is that it's a true story about one of my brother-in-law's ex-girlfriends.
The most troubling thing is that it's a true story about one of my brother-in-law's ex-girlfriends.
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Originally Posted by F250_
Then there was the two blondes on opposite side of the small lake when one of them called to the other one..."How do I get to the other side?", and the second one replied... "You're already ON the other side!"
The most troubling thing is that it's a true story about one of my brother-in-law's ex-girlfriends.
The most troubling thing is that it's a true story about one of my brother-in-law's ex-girlfriends.
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Originally Posted by firedewd
In high school (70's), I had a deal to sell a case of antifreeze to a friend for her VW beetle at a dollar a gallon, until she asked her dad if it was a good deal.
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my senior year in college, some some buddies an i went to the beach for a day trip. where we were you could drive out on the beach. we were tooling around in my friend's jeep wrangler which he proceeded to get stuck. we tried and tried to get it unstuck, to no avail. we were taking a break from pushing/pulling when we walked over to "look at things under the hood". he came back a few minutes later and said "ok let's give it another shot." we tried again, still couldn't get unstuck. i asked what he had been looking at under the hood. he was checking the oil. he said it had been running a little hot earlier that morning, so he put in two EXTRA qts of oil!!! not the sharpest tool in the shed. i'm not sure if that caused it to break down or not, but it showed is ignorance.
good thing we had somebody come along and pull us out. the water was almost to the door threshold, and the tide was coming in.
good thing we had somebody come along and pull us out. the water was almost to the door threshold, and the tide was coming in.
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Originally Posted by joegebff
Thank the Lord women are dumb. Lest we'd all be single..................
You know not all women are dumb. I know a few wemen that know there stuff when it comes to some cars. My wife gets on here, asks me questions ,and reads some of this and cann't beleive how some men can bash wemen like they do. And asks me how I can come to this site. My sister-in-law has a built up mustang con. I know some GUYS, MEN, that don't know there a$$ from a hole in the ground when it comes to vehicals. Thats all I have to say about this.......
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I've got one for you that's true, I put new rims on my Mustang, ran in got my ol lady, 'you gotta see these', she comes out and says, why'd you put the center caps on upside down?? She has never lived it down!
Ok, here's another one she did, we lived on a main street in Cali, one day she asks, why does everyone beep when they drive by our house? I told her it's the sign down there, says beep, children playing. About a week later she says, everyday I look for that sign, I can't find it!!
Ok, here's another one she did, we lived on a main street in Cali, one day she asks, why does everyone beep when they drive by our house? I told her it's the sign down there, says beep, children playing. About a week later she says, everyday I look for that sign, I can't find it!!
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Originally Posted by redfire42
The "710" joke is funny but.....
You know not all women are dumb. I know a few wemen that know there stuff when it comes to some cars. My wife gets on here, asks me questions ,and reads some of this and cann't beleive how some men can bash wemen like they do. And asks me how I can come to this site. My sister-in-law has a built up mustang con. I know some GUYS, MEN, that don't know there a$$ from a hole in the ground when it comes to vehicals. Thats all I have to say about this.......
You know not all women are dumb. I know a few wemen that know there stuff when it comes to some cars. My wife gets on here, asks me questions ,and reads some of this and cann't beleive how some men can bash wemen like they do. And asks me how I can come to this site. My sister-in-law has a built up mustang con. I know some GUYS, MEN, that don't know there a$$ from a hole in the ground when it comes to vehicals. Thats all I have to say about this.......
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When I was in the Army I drove a 1980 Corvette. It was a conversation starter, people always coming up to talk 'vettes and cars in general. I remember one kid in a group that came up to me at a parts house trying to impress his buddies and said he got laid in the back seat of his dad's '83 Corvette. I told him that car must have been tough to get parts for, especially the interior trim.
Besides the obvious fact Corvettes don't have back seats, no '83 was ever released to the public. 25 or so were made as test mules, and all but one was crushed. That one was painted like a savings bond and used as a promotion to get GM employees to sign up for automatic payroll deductions to buy US savings bonds. It was subsequently repainted and is now at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, KY.
Besides the obvious fact Corvettes don't have back seats, no '83 was ever released to the public. 25 or so were made as test mules, and all but one was crushed. That one was painted like a savings bond and used as a promotion to get GM employees to sign up for automatic payroll deductions to buy US savings bonds. It was subsequently repainted and is now at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, KY.