The retarded chebbies one is good. It made my friends laugh! Also, that last one....
FORD slogan's
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FORD slogan's
I finally thought of a good one
For
Old
Redneck
Drivers
I'll try some more but they won't be that good lol... That's a classic. Ok, ok not really but I'm trying.
For
Overly
Rambunkcious (spelt wrong im sure)
Dudes(ets)
For
Operation by
Real
Drivers
Flipping
Overturned
Retarded chevies
Daily
Found
On
Roadside
Doin' 'er
(hahahaha maybe that one's pushing it, but imagine the look on your face if you ever did get caught by a cop, I'm sure some of you had.)
Hope they are remotely funny
I'll pretend to laugh to get ya'll on a role
For
Old
Redneck
Drivers
I'll try some more but they won't be that good lol... That's a classic. Ok, ok not really but I'm trying.
For
Overly
Rambunkcious (spelt wrong im sure)
Dudes(ets)
For
Operation by
Real
Drivers
Flipping
Overturned
Retarded chevies
Daily
Found
On
Roadside
Doin' 'er
(hahahaha maybe that one's pushing it, but imagine the look on your face if you ever did get caught by a cop, I'm sure some of you had.)
Hope they are remotely funny
I'll pretend to laugh to get ya'll on a role
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FORD slogan's
hi all: so i bought my first truck last year.78 F250 camper special.take it over to a friend mechanic who only likes to work on chevies and his smart aleck reply is....Former Owner of Remanufacted Dodge.......FORD see yas...joe
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FORD slogan's
First
On
Race
Day
Found
Off
Roadin
Daily
'75 F-100 4x4, 4" lift
35x15.5x15 super swamper TSL/SX
mini-spooled 9" rear end
390 w/ cam,headers,
and 4 barrell edelbrock
TRIED TRUE and FORD BLUE
On
Race
Day
Found
Off
Roadin
Daily
'75 F-100 4x4, 4" lift
35x15.5x15 super swamper TSL/SX
mini-spooled 9" rear end
390 w/ cam,headers,
and 4 barrell edelbrock
TRIED TRUE and FORD BLUE
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FORD slogan's
Driver
Receives
Only
First
And of course one of the best ones I ever heard about Chevrolet is
Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time
I had a whole list of bashes at one point in time. I'm sure it's in a box somewhere. I've got some Chevy friends that always bash on my Ford and they were surprised when I busted out with the new ones. THANKS!!!! They laughed.
Thanx!
Connie (only Ford luvr in the family!)
'79 f100 "Silver Ghost" (my baby)
'83 f100 "The Ford" (my first)
'85 f150 "Old Blue" (my next project)
Receives
Only
First
And of course one of the best ones I ever heard about Chevrolet is
Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time
I had a whole list of bashes at one point in time. I'm sure it's in a box somewhere. I've got some Chevy friends that always bash on my Ford and they were surprised when I busted out with the new ones. THANKS!!!! They laughed.
Thanx!
Connie (only Ford luvr in the family!)
'79 f100 "Silver Ghost" (my baby)
'83 f100 "The Ford" (my first)
'85 f150 "Old Blue" (my next project)
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FORD slogan's
I heard that chevy befroe-
Cranks
Hard
Every
Valve
Raps
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time.
Or, for Dodge-
Drips
Oil
Drains
Gas
Everywhere.
I can't think of any good Ford ones. Wait for the edit.
Jared
Cranks
Hard
Every
Valve
Raps
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time.
Or, for Dodge-
Drips
Oil
Drains
Gas
Everywhere.
I can't think of any good Ford ones. Wait for the edit.
Jared
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