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Man Gets 45 Days For Theft Of 93 Lbs. Of Women's Undergarments
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COLFAX, Wash. (AP) - A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women's undergarments.
Garth Flaherty, 24, was charged with first-degree theft and burglary in the stealing of 1,613 pairs of panties, bras and other women's underwear from laundry rooms.
Under an agreement with prosecutors, he pleaded guilty and was sentenced Friday in Whitman County Superior Court to 45 days in jail. He may serve 30 days of his term in community service, court officials said.
Flaherty was arrested March 24 after police received a report of a man hanging out in an apartment complex laundry room.
In his bedroom, police said, they found enough women's underwear to fill five garbage bags.
Police had previously received 12 reports of panty thefts in the northeast part of Pullman, where Washington State University is located.
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COLFAX, Wash. (AP) - A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women's undergarments.
Garth Flaherty, 24, was charged with first-degree theft and burglary in the stealing of 1,613 pairs of panties, bras and other women's underwear from laundry rooms.
Under an agreement with prosecutors, he pleaded guilty and was sentenced Friday in Whitman County Superior Court to 45 days in jail. He may serve 30 days of his term in community service, court officials said.
Flaherty was arrested March 24 after police received a report of a man hanging out in an apartment complex laundry room.
In his bedroom, police said, they found enough women's underwear to fill five garbage bags.
Police had previously received 12 reports of panty thefts in the northeast part of Pullman, where Washington State University is located.
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That's no big deal. I remember a story about a guy that was arrested for wrapping himself up in Saran wrap and getting down inside a women's port-a-potty so he could look up and....sorry,I can't type any more. You get the idea.
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The thief probably watched too much "Southpark" and thought he was an "underpants gnome"
The "Underpants Gnomes" are a community of underground gnomes who steal underpants, notably from Tweek.
The Underpants gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:
1.Collect Underpants
2.?
3.Profit
None of the gnomes actually know what the second phase is, and all of them assume that someone else within the organization does. The three-step business plan has become a recurring joke .
(Italisized section from "wikipedia")
The thief has the same exact problem as the gnomes...he collected panties, expected a profit..but didn't now how to sell them, hence a 93 pound wad of panties.
The "Underpants Gnomes" are a community of underground gnomes who steal underpants, notably from Tweek.
The Underpants gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:
1.Collect Underpants
2.?
3.Profit
None of the gnomes actually know what the second phase is, and all of them assume that someone else within the organization does. The three-step business plan has become a recurring joke .
(Italisized section from "wikipedia")
The thief has the same exact problem as the gnomes...he collected panties, expected a profit..but didn't now how to sell them, hence a 93 pound wad of panties.
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Originally Posted by 924x2150
The thief probably watched too much "Southpark" and thought he was an "underpants gnome"
The "Underpants Gnomes" are a community of underground gnomes who steal underpants, notably from Tweek.
The Underpants gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:
1.Collect Underpants
2.?
3.Profit
None of the gnomes actually know what the second phase is, and all of them assume that someone else within the organization does. The three-step business plan has become a recurring joke .
(Italisized section from "wikipedia")
The thief has the same exact problem as the gnomes...he collected panties, expected a profit..but didn't now how to sell them, hence a 93 pound wad of panties.
The "Underpants Gnomes" are a community of underground gnomes who steal underpants, notably from Tweek.
The Underpants gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:
1.Collect Underpants
2.?
3.Profit
None of the gnomes actually know what the second phase is, and all of them assume that someone else within the organization does. The three-step business plan has become a recurring joke .
(Italisized section from "wikipedia")
The thief has the same exact problem as the gnomes...he collected panties, expected a profit..but didn't now how to sell them, hence a 93 pound wad of panties.
omg I remember that episode. For stealing all those panties I'm hoping most of them were thongs and all of them were from good looking ladies. Ya i guess we had a kid in are high school who liked to steal old ladies panties. He got in some major trouble for that. He pretty much went to enough classes to get himself done with school and we havent seen the guy since then.
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From: Michigan
Here is my story
And I'm proud to say
I stole a few panties
In my younger day
But now that I`m older
and the laws I abide
I don't want no panties
I want whats inside!
Now I know what your thinking
KT is a dirty old man
But you would not think that
If you knew my plan!
I need more then sex
And if I can be bold
I need someone to love me
Someone I can hold!
And I'm proud to say
I stole a few panties
In my younger day
But now that I`m older
and the laws I abide
I don't want no panties
I want whats inside!
Now I know what your thinking
KT is a dirty old man
But you would not think that
If you knew my plan!
I need more then sex
And if I can be bold
I need someone to love me
Someone I can hold!
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From: Michigan
To say that I`m sweet
Would be putting it light
Like saying the shuttle
Is just another flight
Like saying 40 below
is not really cold
or saying that 50
is not really old
Like saying she likes me
is where Ill begin
Maybe next week she will love me
to find out,,stay tuned in!
Would be putting it light
Like saying the shuttle
Is just another flight
Like saying 40 below
is not really cold
or saying that 50
is not really old
Like saying she likes me
is where Ill begin
Maybe next week she will love me
to find out,,stay tuned in!
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From: Great State of Texas
KT is a poet
For this we all know
He dreams of more sex
and Bunnys of snow
Yet he's looking for love
Hopes it happens real soon
Find someone special
Find someone who'll spoon
So here's to KT
While he sits on the brink
A toast for full life
To this we shall drink.
For this we all know
He dreams of more sex
and Bunnys of snow
Yet he's looking for love
Hopes it happens real soon
Find someone special
Find someone who'll spoon
So here's to KT
While he sits on the brink
A toast for full life
To this we shall drink.
