Man Gets 45 Days For Theft Of 93 Lbs. Of Women's Undergarments

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COLFAX, Wash. (AP) - A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women's undergarments.

Garth Flaherty, 24, was charged with first-degree theft and burglary in the stealing of 1,613 pairs of panties, bras and other women's underwear from laundry rooms.

Under an agreement with prosecutors, he pleaded guilty and was sentenced Friday in Whitman County Superior Court to 45 days in jail. He may serve 30 days of his term in community service, court officials said.

Flaherty was arrested March 24 after police received a report of a man hanging out in an apartment complex laundry room.

In his bedroom, police said, they found enough women's underwear to fill five garbage bags.

Police had previously received 12 reports of panty thefts in the northeast part of Pullman, where Washington State University is located.

 

I was gonna give them all back...Honest I was...

Tim

 

THAT's where my thong went!

 

Everyone needs a hobby.

 

Get back Loretta...just had a wonderful flash back to the good old days...

 

That's no big deal. I remember a story about a guy that was arrested for wrapping himself up in Saran wrap and getting down inside a women's port-a-potty so he could look up and....sorry,I can't type any more. You get the idea.

 

The thief probably watched too much "Southpark" and thought he was an "underpants gnome"

The "Underpants Gnomes" are a community of underground gnomes who steal underpants, notably from Tweek.

The Underpants gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:

1.Collect Underpants
2.?
3.Profit
None of the gnomes actually know what the second phase is, and all of them assume that someone else within the organization does. The three-step business plan has become a recurring joke .
(Italisized section from "wikipedia")

The thief has the same exact problem as the gnomes...he collected panties, expected a profit..but didn't now how to sell them, hence a 93 pound wad of panties.

 

omg I remember that episode. For stealing all those panties I'm hoping most of them were thongs and all of them were from good looking ladies.

Ya i guess we had a kid in are high school who liked to steal old ladies panties. He got in some major trouble for that. He pretty much went to enough classes to get himself done with school and we havent seen the guy since then.

 

Here is my story
And I'm proud to say
I stole a few panties
In my younger day

But now that I`m older
and the laws I abide
I don't want no panties
I want whats inside!

Now I know what your thinking
KT is a dirty old man
But you would not think that
If you knew my plan!

I need more then sex
And if I can be bold
I need someone to love me
Someone I can hold!

 

Geez, KT,, That's pretty romantic!! If I didn't know any better' I'd say you were sweet on someone!!!

 

To say that I`m sweet
Would be putting it light
Like saying the shuttle
Is just another flight

Like saying 40 below
is not really cold
or saying that 50
is not really old

Like saying she likes me
is where Ill begin
Maybe next week she will love me
to find out,,stay tuned in!

 

Yup!! Thought so!!!

 

Oh my goodness!
Ford Truck Mushiness.



KT, keep reaching for the stars or what ever makes you happy.

 

KT is a poet
For this we all know
He dreams of more sex
and Bunnys of snow

Yet he's looking for love
Hopes it happens real soon
Find someone special
Find someone who'll spoon

So here's to KT
While he sits on the brink
A toast for full life
To this we shall drink.

 

ive never understood this stuff......to me....id rather see the woman with no panties, then to see the panties with no woman......but thats just me