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"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
[updated:LAST EDITED ON 27-Nov-02 AT 05:48 PM (EST)]More it all you want, they tear your house apart, firewood too. You can use the same trick to have them change your oil? Clean the garage?