East Moriches? Are you in the Coast Guard?

 

Yes sir I am.

 

Hahahahah, I always wanted to be a detective.

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Whats you first name, or is that classified?

 

I could tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.



















































J/K. Its Jon. But seriously.

 

I saw that response coming Jon. Nice to meet you by the way. How long are you going to be stationed on the Island of Long?

 

Hell. I'm going to be here for a couple of years. I just got here in August.

 

While you guys are out tootin around in your little boat. Let me know if you see Jaws around anywhere.

 

Well, considering I don't toot around in little boats anymore, that would be a little difficult. Besides, I took care of jaws a couple years back when I was stationed in the Keys.

 

Ah a land lubber. Hope your not using illegal bandwidth.

 

Careful how you shake that tree this year. We've got snow and ice on them branches up here in Fulton, NY. For those not knowing the area? Locate Syracuse, NY...Go up and to the left on the map...and there we be.

Otherwise known for the massive amount of lake effect snow just north of here---Yes'sir rebob.... Part of the county (northern Oswego county) runs up I81 and in what's called the Tug Hill Plato. Now off to your right you'll see where farmer 'Ed' and his wife "ElleMay" got run over by the potato truck.....Heading a bit south and you'll run into what's called the "Salt City" (aka Syracuse)... Used to be a heavy salt area--now just known for the massive amount of road salt they use every winter....don't matter what you drive---on a quiet night you can hear EVERYTHING rust!!!

Keep on a headin' north and you'll find Watertown, NY...Home of Ft. Drum! And further up is Messina...errrr...Messenya....(heck with it) At any rate it's known for having some SEVERE cold weather...If during winter the temp is above 1? It's a heat wave--and call out Al Gore!!!

That concludes the tour for today. Don't forget to tip your driver.

(Yeah I'm very tired from a long day at work LOL)

S-

 

you all have it wrong.... this is how it works..Tondawanda is western NY(west of Rochester)
Syracuse, Fulton, Auburn, Binghamton(Rochester east to Utica, south to the Pa boarder) is central NY.
me.. Fonda and Northville, is upstate(Utica east to the Vermont boarder, Canadian boarder to Albany) is upstate.
Albany, south to jersey(including the island) is ...well that's just Hell. (actually known as down state).
i see someone post upstate and think... cool someone out my way then i see they live in Cortland. might as well be friggin Russia.
so to review....Muffalo and area..Western NY. Syracuse and area..Central NY, Adirondack Park and area..Upstate. where Frank is..Downstate(also the Peoples Republic of NY or the skidmark of NY if you will).

 

Hey at least I got the down state right. All other remarks, are the babbling of an oxygen depleated commie dink.

 

thanks alot carl:

kind of helps for what i plan if i get enough people to post locations. then make a thread in this chapter with branches and who resides on said branches
may make it easier if you are looking for local help

just need to correct a little here Buffalo, North Tonawanda, and Tonawanda are upstate due to location on canadian border, even local maps labeled upstate/western.

 

With Carl's post, it almost sounds like he wanted to throw a bit of a Southern drawl with his tour, but couldn't get the "ya'll" part right. Its ok though.

 

I thought Fonda was a suburb of Port Leyden.....