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12-16-2007, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by LAmudman
I'm another tresspasser from Louisiana. Bloodhound told me to check out your chapter. You guys are doing good. One day we will be grown up like you.
Stick with us and you will learn a lot of good thingys.
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12-16-2007, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by glruff
Told ya Robert, and the big guy has a travel trailer so he will stay with you for a month or two.
I just plowed my driveway with my friends 2003 F-350 piackup with 6.0 and the thing is like a Dozer with a Power Stroke...
I moved snow banks back and made room for the next one...
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12-16-2007, 07:43 PM
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Redneck Mama
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office,trailed by 15 kids .
"WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"
"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, Sit down Leroy."
All the children rush to find seats.
Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
"OK, and who's next? " Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
'An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell “Leroy!' an' they all comes a runnin.
'An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit,then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"I call them by their last names."
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office,trailed by 15 kids .
"WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"
"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, Sit down Leroy."
All the children rush to find seats.
Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
"OK, and who's next? " Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
'An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell “Leroy!' an' they all comes a runnin.
'An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit,then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"I call them by their last names."
