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Happy Christmas & a Merry New Year
ATrans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas Celebration
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ATrans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas Celebration
Christmas Light Show to Wizrads in Winter
http://youtube.com/watch?v=szLmAPW39uE
A Vignette to Christmas Eve Sarejevo 12/24
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7iY4Tom6-wM
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From: Fairmount, Georgia
Hope everyone has merry Christmas. We had a little bit of a scare yesterday morning. My wife woke me up at about 5 oclock screaming and saying she needed to go o the hospital because her side was hurting. Turned out to be kidney stones. She said that she wanted a stone for Christmas but that was not what she had in mind.
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Merry Christmas, Kiwi, and the best for the new year! It's not summer here in south Texas, but not far from it. Cool nights and warm sunny days. Our bad weather will start end of Jan. or first part of Feb. I think winter came on Wednesday last year. That's why I live here.
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Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to all of you from the rainy, windy, snow driven part of central N.Y.!!! 
Thendrix, glad to hear your wife had something somewhat easy to deal with. They are painful, they say it's as close to childbirth as a man can get. I hope you wife has no more problems with them.
Jeff
Thendrix, glad to hear your wife had something somewhat easy to deal with. They are painful, they say it's as close to childbirth as a man can get. I hope you wife has no more problems with them.Jeff
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Originally Posted by thendrix
Hope everyone has merry Christmas. We had a little bit of a scare yesterday morning. My wife woke me up at about 5 oclock screaming and saying she needed to go o the hospital because her side was hurting. Turned out to be kidney stones. She said that she wanted a stone for Christmas but that was not what she had in mind.
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SOME CHRISTMAS JOKES TO SHARE WITH ALL!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What's Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy!
What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What is Santa Claus called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause!
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!"
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
Question: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.
It was the day AFTER Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The
pastor of the church was looking at the manger scene, when he noticed
that the baby Jesus figure was missing from the cradle. He immediately
turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon walking down the
street.
In the wagon, was the figure of the infant Jesus. So he walked
up to the boy and said, "Son, where did you get that little baby Jesus
that's in your wagon?" The little boy replied, "I got him from the
church."
And why did you take him?" asked the pastor. The little boy replied,
"Well, about a week before Christmas, I prayed and I told Jesus if he
would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride in
it!"
Happy Christmas to all!!!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What's Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy!
What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What is Santa Claus called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause!
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!"
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
Question: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.
It was the day AFTER Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The
pastor of the church was looking at the manger scene, when he noticed
that the baby Jesus figure was missing from the cradle. He immediately
turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon walking down the
street.
In the wagon, was the figure of the infant Jesus. So he walked
up to the boy and said, "Son, where did you get that little baby Jesus
that's in your wagon?" The little boy replied, "I got him from the
church."
And why did you take him?" asked the pastor. The little boy replied,
"Well, about a week before Christmas, I prayed and I told Jesus if he
would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride in
it!"
Happy Christmas to all!!!
Laughing Gas
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 765
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From: Fairmount, Georgia
Originally Posted by Truxx1956
Hey man, maybe you can talk AX Racer into making a mount for it and turning it into a "beautiful" ring? That would be cool
Not a bad idea but I kinda doubt she would go for it. I think that is one part of this Christmas she wants to forget.
