Santa gets groped! Funny read!

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Dec 19, 2007 | 06:36 PM

boxcar1974

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Santa gets groped! Funny read!

This is just too funny to put it in the member forum. This 33 year old gal sat on Santa's lap in a mall for a picture and got a bit too fresh. Basically she reached for a early Christmas package and Santa was pissed.

http://www.courant.com/news/local/st...,1200161.story

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Dec 19, 2007 | 06:57 PM

jake00

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either

A: Sandrama Lamy is ugly
b: there was a hotter chick in line behind her...lol

Dec 19, 2007 | 07:04 PM

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I found it more disgusting then funny. She groped a 65 year old guy dressed as Santa in front of a hundred kids, going by the various news reports. The stocks were made for a person like that.

Dec 19, 2007 | 07:08 PM

Greywolf

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I heard about it yesterday - it was featured as the "PERV of the DAY" on FM 100 in Memphis....

It goes without saying what that lady wants for Christmas.

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Dec 19, 2007 | 07:32 PM

71dusterdan

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sounds to me like santa is a homo! jake how do you know what she looks like? ok maybe at his age i can appreciate his feelings, but at my age, any woman gropin me would have to be hideously ugly before i would get worked up. Dan

Dec 19, 2007 | 07:36 PM

Greywolf

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Yo DUSTER!

You can get bags at any dollar store.....

*snikkerezzz*

Dec 19, 2007 | 07:39 PM

SteveBricks

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It's disturbing to me that Santa was upset because the "children were waiting to see him".

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Dec 19, 2007 | 09:07 PM

herman391

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Originally Posted by SteveBricks

It's disturbing to me that Santa was upset because the "children were waiting to see him".

You know I never thought of it that way but you might be onto something there Steve. Or Sandrama is just hideously ugly and he's using "the children" as an exuse.

Dec 20, 2007 | 07:28 AM

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GlennFordx4

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Originally Posted by 71dusterdan

Thats what I was going to say because if she was really that ugly he wouldn't let her sit there in the first place,that or santas got a south pole instead of a north pole