The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

 

Fords are kool.

:-X12

 

:-X23 :-X23

 

HAHA thats a good one.



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Here's another harley joke

What's the difference between a harley and a vacuum cleaner?

A vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

 

 

80% of all harleys made since 1975 are still on the road: That is right the other 20% nade it home.

Harley IS the JOKE.

Georg Erdel
Kawasaki FOREVER!!!

 

i ride harleys, and kawasakis, and all i have to say is that if you are on 2 wheels, you are family to me, and you can park anything in my garage, i dont care what it is, as long as it isnt a cage, no cars in my garage, only bikes

 

I remember the really old Harley joke when they were part of AMF, and what it stood for. Unfortunetly I can't post it on these boards.

 

I ride a honda. one day a co-worker said to me. " you can ride with me, but you have to ride behind me cause I own a harley. " my reply was, " that's fine, I'll pick up the parts that shake off and sell them back to you later. " all kidding aside, all that really matters is KNEES IN THE BREEZE.

 

"I remember the really old Harley joke when they were part of AMF, and what it stood for. Unfortunetly I can't post it on these boards."

You mean to tell me that AMF, meaning...Adios My Friends isn't the only meaning to it??? Well....tie me down and call me Mr Naive.

 

I had a used Honda, it turned out to be reliable bike, good thing because it was basic transportation and was all I could afford. One thing funny about it, I was always carefully about locking the ignition, and the front fork. Went into the dealer one day to get a second key. They just pulled one off a peg board, didn't ask who I was or anything. I didn't have my bike with me either.

 

Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover vacuum??

Placement of the dirtbag !!!

 

hey, im not a dirt bag, im a slime bag, there is a difference, lol. like i said, i dont care what you ride, you can ride infront of me, or beside me, and if you decide, then behind me, but that one is your choice. all that matters is that you ride something, and if you do, your a friend in my book!

 

If Harley built airplanes would you fly in it?