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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 08:58 AM
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yeah, why not, but i wouldnt fly in one that chebby or dodge made
 
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 02:40 PM
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For the best Harley humor:
www.goingfaster.com/angst

Most of it is unintentional humor by the poeple who actually bought one tho...

If I had wanted to make a life long career out of working with the mentally retarded, I would have either gone into Special Ed or opened up a Harley-Davidson dealership
 
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by evilbeast
hey, im not a dirt bag, im a slime bag, there is a difference, lol. like i said, i dont care what you ride, you can ride infront of me, or beside me, and if you decide, then behind me, but that one is your choice. all that matters is that you ride something, and if you do, your a friend in my book!

i love your attitude man, thats how i feel....i ride Hondas ONLY but if you are on a harley you are welcome to join me, and ill join you if i see you....ill wave to you like a brother because if we are honest we all go out there and face the same idiot drivers and traffic woes daily together....

Originally Posted by Aftrmidnite
Went into the dealer one day to get a second key. They just pulled one off a peg board, didn't ask who I was or anything. I didn't have my bike with me either.
i dunno where you got your key but i have managed 2 bike shops and i can tell you they are diffrent man, they dont "Stock" spare keys to bikes they do however "stock" blanks that they can cut by the VIN# thats a diffrent story, but they arent like handcuffs universal fit keys i dont care who makes them
 

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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 03:06 PM
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ill wave to you like a brother because if we are honest we all go out there and face the same idiot drivers and traffic woes daily together....
AMEN TO THAT!!!
 
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 07:42 PM
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Harleys don't leak. They mark their territory.
 
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Old Jul 1, 2004 | 12:18 PM
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My favorite Harley joke is,"If your gonna ride a lawnmower, at least get one that cuts grass!"
 
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