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From: Where Critters Are Free
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
>> pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
>> again.
>>
>> The local newspaper read: PASTOR'S A$$OUT FRONT
>>
>> The Bishop was so upset with kind of publicity that he ordered the
>> pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>>
>> The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S
>> A$$
>>
>> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
>> the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>>
>> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
>> next day: NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN
>>
>> The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
>> of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10
>>
>> The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A$$FOR $10
>>
>> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
>> donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
>>
>> The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE
>>
>> The bishop was buried the next day.
>>
>> pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
>> again.
>>
>> The local newspaper read: PASTOR'S A$$OUT FRONT
>>
>> The Bishop was so upset with kind of publicity that he ordered the
>> pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>>
>> The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S
>> A$$
>>
>> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
>> the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>>
>> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
>> next day: NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN
>>
>> The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
>> of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10
>>
>> The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A$$FOR $10
>>
>> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
>> donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
>>
>> The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE
>>
>> The bishop was buried the next day.
>>
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Originally Posted by LilBluPony
Good morning folks, ok, still no notifications. I live for them things....How is everyone? Ready for turkey day?
Good Morning Brenda and yes Turkey day is just about apond us...Darn I need more Apple Wine..
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From: Harrington, Delaware
Well, I'm not big in the holidays either but mostly because of don't have family anymore. They've all passed. The holidays remind me of the good ole days when mom, dad, and my brother were around. Now I make the best of it, say my lil prayer for them in the morning, and thank goodness I have a wonderful husband and kitty to spend the holidays with.
Hang in there......I agree on the Christmas music though.
With that said, I don't mind the lil holidays that get me out of work and I ABSOLUTELY LIVE FOR HALLOWEEN....ya know....the wiccan hour!
Hang in there......I agree on the Christmas music though.
With that said, I don't mind the lil holidays that get me out of work and I ABSOLUTELY LIVE FOR HALLOWEEN....ya know....the wiccan hour!
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From: On The Edge of the Cliff
I personally dont care much for the holiday season and even less so nowadays.
Outside of the crowds, the ignorant shoppers and that friggin music I just love the holidays
NOT!!!!!!!!!
Outside of the crowds, the ignorant shoppers and that friggin music I just love the holidays
NOT!!!!!!!!!
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Baked Stuffed Turkey
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing --
imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like
me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not
dried out. Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED TURKEY
> 10-16 lb. Turkey
> 1 cup melted butter
> 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
> 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
> Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and
pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.When the turkey's a$$ blows the oven door open
and the turkey flies across the room, it's done.
And you thought I couldn't cook...hehehehe!
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing --
imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like
me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not
dried out. Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED TURKEY
> 10-16 lb. Turkey
> 1 cup melted butter
> 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
> 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
> Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and
pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.When the turkey's a$$ blows the oven door open
and the turkey flies across the room, it's done.
And you thought I couldn't cook...hehehehe!
