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From: springfield il
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i know most of you have the same kinda warped sense of humor as i do so i thought you might enjoy this . yesterday at 4 pm i was in the last / first for the eving runs , post office in a lil village here outside of lincoln il , called beason . well i'm standing there in the front window watching the 7 yearold or so boy across the street diggin' a big ol' hole in moms and dads yard . curious eh . well i call the post master over and she,s watching him also now and he dissapears around the back of the house then reappears with a very small bicycle . jollon replies that thats his little brothers bike , and he preceeds to test fit it in the hole . the lil turd was burying his brothers bike ! i stood there and layghed like hades for quite some time and wished i had the time to stay and watch as when i was leaving he was in the process of enlarging the hole to fit . i dont know maybe its me but i thought it was hilarious !
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Older Brothers, the bane of the world.
I only have a few brief flashes of memory of my life before I was Six Years Old. My Brother, Thirteen years older than me, erased them thru fear.
When I was Six my Brother went into the Navy and I have memories from then on.
I only have a few brief flashes of memory of my life before I was Six Years Old. My Brother, Thirteen years older than me, erased them thru fear.
When I was Six my Brother went into the Navy and I have memories from then on.
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From: I live in Mustang, OK
I didn't have a little brother, But I had a little sister. I can remember some of the things I did to her. At the time I thought they were funny. She was four years younger than me. But she was the baby. DADDY's little girl. She made up for it when we got older. I cost me MUCHO $$$$ers for her to keep her mouth shut about some of the things she new I did. She's been gone now for over 15 yrs. But I still thing of all the mischief we got into when we were kids. Even as adults. Lots of good memories thanks for bringing them back. It was nice.
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From: Adams,CO.
The cool thing to do now is go back at 2 in the am and replace the bike with a wagon or a different bike. This comes from the deja vu dept. 40 odd years ago, "someone" did this but was being watched, so dad dug it up, put in a bike we had never seen before and then beat the crap out of "someone" until the location of the missing bike was shared and then just watched as "someone" dug up a different bike. Many years went by untill dad finally told the family how the bike morphed into a small pink girls bike. Dads!!
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LOL....funny thread!!
Having a big brother (well, I actually outgrew him) who is 20 months older and a sister 8 years younger (oops)I find the bicycle tale amusing.
Life ws fun growing up, if you discount the daily whoopings I recieved by my brother....lol
Bobby
Having a big brother (well, I actually outgrew him) who is 20 months older and a sister 8 years younger (oops)I find the bicycle tale amusing.
Life ws fun growing up, if you discount the daily whoopings I recieved by my brother....lol
Bobby
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Ah yes, being the big brother. My kid brother did suffer many atrocities, but also had the invaluable benefit of watching the stupid crap big bro did. I can just imagine the laughter and 'notes-to-self' that ran thru my kid bro's head.
Incidentally, we just found out this morning that my four year old boy is going to be a big brother. WE'RE STOKED!!!
Incidentally, we just found out this morning that my four year old boy is going to be a big brother. WE'RE STOKED!!!
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congrats vintage 56 . may he be as mean to his as you were yours ! lol .....i got 5 myself two girls then two boys then another girl , now three granddaughters . would not know what to do without 'em . oh and yeah i'm teaching everyone of 'em the stuff i did so they can torture their parents for what they put me through !!!!!!! lots and lots of laughs !!!! the two oldest know a few interesting words and phrases in german ... dont know who woulda taught 'em that!!
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Congrats as well. Remeber the old mother's curse works. My middle son's children will do much of what he did but they will put their own twist to it. Loved the thread; a good laugh is what I needed.
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From: springfield il
when i went back their today on the sunday run i of course had to look and yep its partially buried . dont know wether he didnt finish or the folks are makin' him dig it out but sure enuff its there . the handle bars are the only thing showing right now . geez i'll be chuckling everyday for awhile when i pull up and see the freshly dug dirt .
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That's a good one.... if he was a little older, wiser, he would have just taken the front wheel off and buried it!
Us older brothers need to stand united! As we paved the road for the luckier ones to follow.
Us older brothers need to stand united! As we paved the road for the luckier ones to follow.