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Why isn't a "near miss"....a hit?
Why do Mickey, Minnie and Goofy have to wear pants...but, Donald and Daisy do not?
Ever wonder why, in the movies, the good guys never pick up the bad guys weapon? They knock out a bad guy and just keep running.
Ever wonder why, as you get older, hair disappears from where it is supposed to grow and starts growing where in never grew before?
Why don't keyboards have keys?
Why do other drivers speed up when you try to pass them?
Why do people pick their nose at red lights...when everyone can see them?
Why do Mickey, Minnie and Goofy have to wear pants...but, Donald and Daisy do not?
Ever wonder why, in the movies, the good guys never pick up the bad guys weapon? They knock out a bad guy and just keep running.
Ever wonder why, as you get older, hair disappears from where it is supposed to grow and starts growing where in never grew before?
Why don't keyboards have keys?
Why do other drivers speed up when you try to pass them?
Why do people pick their nose at red lights...when everyone can see them?
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Originally Posted by kw5413
Why isn't a "near miss"....a hit?
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Originally Posted by kw5413
Ever wonder why, in the movies, the good guys never pick up the bad guys weapon? They knock out a bad guy and just keep running.
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Originally Posted by sierraben
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And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
It's OK to talk to yourself, it's OK to answer yourself.
It's when you lose arguments with yourself that you are in trouble!
Last edited by ASM; Aug 31, 2007 at 03:36 PM.
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If 7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year why do they have locks on the doors?
Little know fact men have nipples because men can accually lactate milk.
Little know fact men have nipples because men can accually lactate milk.
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Originally Posted by ghunt
Why do you always have the overwhelming desire to hit electronic devices when they aren't working properly or just plain **** you off?
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Originally Posted by ASM
OH!! That's not right!! 
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