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You're a redneck if:
You're a redneck if:
You let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the table...In Front Of Her Children
The BlackBook value of your truck varies depending on how much gas is in it
Your Junior Prom offered day care
You have been married 3 times...And have the same in-laws
You have to go outside to get something out of the Fridge
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
You think the last words to Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines"
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia Leader
A family member died after saying "Hey, Ya'll Hold My Beer and Watch This"
You lit a match in your bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels
You can't marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean
One of your kids was born on a pool table
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
Your Halloween Pumpkin has more teeth than you do......
You let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the table...In Front Of Her Children
The BlackBook value of your truck varies depending on how much gas is in it
Your Junior Prom offered day care
You have been married 3 times...And have the same in-laws
You have to go outside to get something out of the Fridge
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
You think the last words to Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines"
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia Leader
A family member died after saying "Hey, Ya'll Hold My Beer and Watch This"
You lit a match in your bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels
You can't marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean
One of your kids was born on a pool table
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
Your Halloween Pumpkin has more teeth than you do......
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