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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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Bwahaha!! You remind me of me, Carl. A while back, the wife started complaining that I was spending too much time in the shop. Sooooooo...http://www2.snapfish.com/slideshow/AlbumID=162173620/PictureID=3271834279/a=96229752_96229752/t_=96229752

Kinda hard to see, but everything's there to build a 302 stroker.

Don't tell the wife, but the block's going in the spare bedroom. Just gotta figure out how to get it down the stairs when it's done.

For some reason she didn't think it was funny. Hell, like I told her- she doesn't use the kitchen or the dryer anyway, so what's the big deal? (NOT funny either, BTW)


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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 12:22 AM
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Yeah, dont paint the compressor. Those things are expensive.....Its not like you can go pick one up at wal mart for $75.

hehehe
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by wizzard351
is pic of sassy after a 6'er of bush? a few years ago i tryed to rebuild a briggs on the kitchen table had it all apart when my wife walk in.sooo not cool!! need less to say we wound up on the porch
Thats what I was going to say is missing is the lawnmower engine apart on the kitchen table.I rebuilt a dirtbike engine on the kitchen table once!!!!!.Mom was not happy but did let me finish it.
 

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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by lenny1carl
Farm, my nascar, yankee, giants, firearm stuff is in my office. i keep the 'fridge door for the niece and nephews.
You mean you don't have a beer fridge in your office? What are you, some kinda weirdo???
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by jetdoc
Hey! At least the stove is clean!
Didn't you read the title? It's a man's kitchen. The stove is clean because it is new and never been cooked on or in.

Men don't cook - you open a can of Vienna sausages and order takeout.....
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by FarmForward
You mean you don't have a beer fridge in your office? What are you, some kinda weirdo???
oh yeah there is a beer fridge there
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Nitramjr
Didn't you read the title? It's a man's kitchen. The stove is clean because it is new and never been cooked on or in.

Men don't cook - you open a can of Vienna sausages and order takeout.....
Oh men cook alright.......Its just all out-doors...........I dont need no stinken stove!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 10:44 AM
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I dont need no stinken stove!!!!!!!!!
WOW! You sounded just like Rocky Balboa.
What talent
 
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carl, how old are you? Nancy is looking down on you from Heaven and she is taking notes. I would suggest you show up at the pearly gates in football pads and helmet. the beatin wont hurt as bad. i can picture it right now.
st peter - name please
carl- uh yes sir, carl .....
nancy- oh excuse me st peter, do you mind, blammo,
carl- oooowwwwww,... ouch, wha?, .... arrrrgh, but i lov, oouucchhh, hey,

are you followin me carl. just looking out for your safety in the afterlife!
Dan
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Nitramjr
Men don't cook - you open a can of Vienna sausages and order takeout.....
"Hello pizza place? I'd like to order 6 large combo pizzas, 5 garlic breads, 2 calzones................oh yeah, and 1 diet coke."
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by sierraben
"Hello pizza place? I'd like to order 6 large combo pizzas, 5 garlic breads, 2 calzones................oh yeah, and 1 diet coke."

Wow......6 pies?...Sounds like a party at Sierraben's house!!!!
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 12:40 PM
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I was in the kitchen heating plastic in the oven to make lenses for some custom taillights I was building (2 lenses = lots of messed up plastic). My wife came in, wrinkled up her nose and asked what was I cooking. "Plastic", I answered. She sniffed again and said, "Needs something .... try some garlic".
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 01:16 PM
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Ben, is the diet coke because "you're trying to cut back"?

Jason
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by nubeee1
Wow......6 pies?...Sounds like a party at Sierraben's house!!!!

Psssssssst! Don't tell him til we get there!
 
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Old Jul 28, 2007 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by petes79f150
Don't tell the wife, but the block's going in the spare bedroom. Just gotta figure out how to get it down the stairs when it's done.

For some reason she didn't think it was funny. Hell, like I told her- she doesn't use the kitchen or the dryer anyway, so what's the big deal? (NOT funny either, BTW)


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Neither did Henny Youngman,
"Take My Wife,,,Please!"

He told a joke 1 time that she complained that they never went anywhere. She told him she wanted to go to someplace she'd never been to,,,, He replied,,, "TRY THE KITCHEN!"

BTW,,, Carl,,,,,HERES YOUR SIGN!
 
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