PJ where you from buddy? Most of the highways around Columbus are posted 65, but if you don't run 75 or 80, you'll get ran over. 33 around 3:30-6:00 heading towards Marysville is insane.

 

Well I tell ya I gotta 88 f-150 351 windsor with 3 inch straight pipes no cats I have set numerous car alarms off and scared the heck outta them pesky dogs that like to chase me and I have 5% tint on my back glass and my side glasses and my tint strip on my window is 3 inches above the legal limit and I have a fairly loud system in my truck and knock on wood but I have never been pulled over yet but i might get pulled over tomorrow I guess Im just lucky

 

highly doubt ud out run a MA state crusier... thw car you have now is well weared and doenst have the pep it used to, those engines have many many hours on them and since its a stateie prob has a lot of miles as well. but like jroehl said, you can never beat out a radio, dont bother with a scanner, cause Staties use private frquencies for chases! trust me in know

 

i got the same set-up man! dual flowmaster exaust loud system cats cut off 88 ford 351. loudest truck i ever heard. no one rides my a$$ heheh.

 

This post has brought back a lot of memories LOL. Being an officer my self i have had countless encounters with the "MAN". When one of them starts in on me about some thing wrong with my lifted truck, and starts to get all pissy I like to give him the riot act. Of what the said law really is. I never tell them I am a cop as well. The front plate makes me LOL. I have never had one. They tend to not last long when your up past the bumper in mud and small pine trees. Used to get stoped in my old elcamino with a 383 stroker with 4 inch straight pipes that exited under the doors. Sounded like Saturday night at the track when ever i drove it. damn i loved that car /cry.

 

i am from marion. and just cause the speed limit is what it is doesn't mean we stick to it. i know that the oshp watches the "speed trap" known as delaware county on 23 pretty close. and 23 is another road that is insane during rush hours.

 

How do them state pooper cars do cross ways in a corn field? 4LOW? I USED to outrun them with my harley.... had switches to drop out my tail and stoplights.... knew ALL the subdivisions and had plenty of "hideouts" at friends houses but have since out grew all that stuff.... Brent

 

I think this joke fits here...
A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway, the officer came to the drivers window and said, "Sir, may I see your drivers license and registration?" The man said, "Well officer I don't have a license, it was taken away for a DUI." The officer, in surprise, said," What, do you have a registration for the vehicle?" So the man replied, "No sir, the car is not mine I stole it, but I am pretty sure I say a registration card in the glove box when I put the gun in it." The officer stepped back, "There is a gun in the glove box?!?" The man sighed and said, "Yes sir, I used to kill the woman who owns the car before I stuffed her in the trunk." The officer steps toward the back of the car and says," Sir do not move, I am calling for backup." The officer calls for backup and about ten minutes another highway patrolman arrives. He walks up to the window slowly and asks the man for his driver’s license and registration. The man said," Yes officer here it right here." It all checked out so the officer said," Is there a gun in the glove box sir?" The man laughs and says," No officer why would there be a gun in the glove box." He opened the glove box and showed him that there was no gun. The second officer asked him to open the trunk because he had reason to believe that there was a body in it. The man agrees and opens the trunk, no dead body. The second officer says, "Sir I do not understand, the officer that pulled you over said that you did not have a license, the car was stolen, there was a gun in the glove box, and a dead body in the trunk." The mans looks the officer in the eyes and says, "Yeah and I'll bet he said I was speeding too."
Brent

 

I wonder if this would work

 

cops NEVER get tired of going to court,it's what they do.Besides,it's a break for them.Hard to get ran over on the side of the road writing a bull butter ticket,when they're in a nice air conditioned courthouse!!! lol

 

but if the kid gets pulled over everyday for about a week thats 7 court days the cop gutta go to, and when the judge sees the same cop against the same kid 7 days in a row, he mght cut the kid a lil slack

 

ok listen to this i have been pulled over 6 times three times becouse drive very stright and yes is is maybe partly me but if u have even driven my truck u would understand but that was only 3 the other ones were checking to see if i hade a licens reving my tuck up in a parking lot. and going 60 miles an hour in a 55 and i got it for the air freshener in the mirror

 

well maybe the guy cut a really bad doughnut fart and felt the need to "SMELL" something "fresh" for a change!!! LMAO!!!

 

check into filing a harrasment complaint. that's bull. 3 times pulled over,3 times it was bull.

 

A man tries to run from the cops, but once he gets up to 120 he has second thoughts and pulls over. Since it's so close to shift change and he doesn't want to write the ticket the cop says to him:

"If you can tell me an excuse I've never heard before I'll let you go"

The man replies:

"My wife ran off with a cop. I through it was you and you were trying to bring her back..."


Any way there was a cop like that in my neighborhood. Ticketed a guy for factory tint. Gave his grandmother a parking ticket (True story...). I was working on a car in my garage and it had gotten late. I had the compressor going and impact guns, etc. He came over and told me about the noise ordinance. I told him I was putting everything down, I wasn't even going to clean up and apologized repeatedly. He got in my face and started pushing me with his chest, ranting and raving about how if he comes back he's going to give me a ticket... He was 5'5" about 120lbs. I'm 6'2" and was about 240lbs. I called and complained and the guy said "Ok, we'll have a talk with little Nepolian..."

He finally got fired. He busted the chief's wife on a DUI. Cuffed and stuffed her at about 2am and refused to let her use the phone till the morning.

In my mustang I've had cops pull blatant U turns and speed up and follow me. For miles... Like I was going to do something stupid with them right behind me...

Had one hassle me and some friends when we were meeting in a church parking lot. We'd already been through the "right to assemble" issue in the courts so it was totally legal for us to be there. Anyway 2 guys slid off into the darkness the minute the cop pulled up. He was asking who they were and why they left. When he got to me I said "Don't know, don't care, but they obviously don't like you..." His response "Lets see how funny you are after I write you up for you're broken tail light..." I said "Sure, just make sure you're name and badge number are clearly written so my layer knows who to sue..." He left...

I've met alot of really cool cops, but there are some real bozo's out there...