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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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Alright, guys........Honesty time.........

CMPD1781 manages to get captured after a battle in which he participated and following a "no prisoners" ultimatum from the besieging force (Mexicans, whatever)......I might have fought well, but I got captured.......Oops!.....and I'm staring at a bunch of pissed-off Mexicans with fixed bayonets getting ready to skewer me like a shish-kabob...........What do I say?........

"Hey guys......I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque......I don't know these other fellers.......I just stopped by for a drink and a cot and whaddya know.....you fellers came along and started shooting cannons........Sorry, guys........Could you just cut me a break.......I've got to see a man about a horse".........

That's the legend of CMPD1781......King of the Wild Frontier!........

 
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Old Jul 13, 2007 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by cmpd1781
That's the legend of CMPD1781......King of the Wild Frontier!........
My response after being captured, "Thank God you have rescued me from those gringos, allow me to buy you a taco next time you're in Dallas".
 
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Old Jul 13, 2007 | 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by dono
The Mexicans were more efficient in handling their illegal immigration problem than we are.
Ya know dono, I am starting to like you. And you are right!
 
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Old Jul 13, 2007 | 08:14 PM
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PLEASE!!!!
Your impersonation of Henny Youngman?

"TAKE MY WIFE,,,PLEASE!"
 
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