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500th post joke
finally made 500 posts!
well here it is
Both a world famous preacher and a lawyer died one day. When they arrived at the pearly gates, St. Peter was there waiting for them. St. Peter then went to the lawyer. He beckoned the lawyer to follow him. He brought the lawyer to his new house. It was a huge three story mansion equiped with every luxury you could ever want. He then handed the lawyer a silk robe and told him to go and live his new life. He then went to the preacher. He brought the preacher to a simple house, with one 6'x8' room, equipped with only the barest of necessities. He then handed the preacher a simple cotton robe. And the preacher said, "why do I get only a small house, with the barest of necessities and a cotton robe while the lawyer gets a mansion, with every luxury, and a silk robe?!". And St. Peter said, "well, we get a lot of preachers here; we don't get many lawyers.
well here it is
Both a world famous preacher and a lawyer died one day. When they arrived at the pearly gates, St. Peter was there waiting for them. St. Peter then went to the lawyer. He beckoned the lawyer to follow him. He brought the lawyer to his new house. It was a huge three story mansion equiped with every luxury you could ever want. He then handed the lawyer a silk robe and told him to go and live his new life. He then went to the preacher. He brought the preacher to a simple house, with one 6'x8' room, equipped with only the barest of necessities. He then handed the preacher a simple cotton robe. And the preacher said, "why do I get only a small house, with the barest of necessities and a cotton robe while the lawyer gets a mansion, with every luxury, and a silk robe?!". And St. Peter said, "well, we get a lot of preachers here; we don't get many lawyers.
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