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Originally Posted by f150'06
Do you get that close to your butcher?
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From: Spotsylvania, VA
"I'm gonna go ice down my ***** and spit up blood.....team player!!!"
"You boys like Mexico?"
"Come with me if you want to live"
"You boys like Mexico?"
"Come with me if you want to live"
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From: Connecticut
The only thing we Romans don't have a god for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly!
You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!
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Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
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Originally Posted by xtrford
- "You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and S**t. And Jack just left town."
Originally Posted by xtrford
- "Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, *****, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, *********--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
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- "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger."
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From: Kasson, Minnesota
"Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars"?
"I tell ya what I'd do man......Two chicks at the same time man"
"That's it....You'd do two chicks at the same time"
"Damn Straight, Always wanted to do that man....And If I had a million dollars, I'd think I could hook that up, cuz chicks dig dudes with money"
"Not all chicks"
"Well, chicks that'd double up on a dude like me"
"Good Point"
"Well, what about you now"
"Besides two chicks at the same time.....(well ya).........Nothing"
"Nothing huh,"
"I'd do Nothing.......I would sit on my *** all day and do Nothing"
"Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing.....Look at my cousin, He's broke and don't do S*$T."
"I tell ya what I'd do man......Two chicks at the same time man"
"That's it....You'd do two chicks at the same time"
"Damn Straight, Always wanted to do that man....And If I had a million dollars, I'd think I could hook that up, cuz chicks dig dudes with money"
"Not all chicks"
"Well, chicks that'd double up on a dude like me"
"Good Point"
"Well, what about you now"
"Besides two chicks at the same time.....(well ya).........Nothing"
"Nothing huh,"
"I'd do Nothing.......I would sit on my *** all day and do Nothing"
"Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing.....Look at my cousin, He's broke and don't do S*$T."
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From: Woodbine, Maryland
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"This is my Boomstick"
"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun"
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my ****in' cola before I break VOUS ****IN' LIP!
" License and registration... chicken ****er. "
"Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like *** but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls. "
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]
"This is my Boomstick"
"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun"
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my ****in' cola before I break VOUS ****IN' LIP!
" License and registration... chicken ****er. "
"Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like *** but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls. "
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]
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From: Spotsylvania, VA
I LOVE Super Troopers!!! I'm surprised you didn't guess the other quotes I had posted from that movie.
I love after Mack gets shot at with the bullet proof cup and someone yells "how ya feelin Mack?" and Mack yells "Good enough to **** your mother!!!!" as you see Rabbit gagging in the background!
"...and that was the second time I got crabs"
"Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I jumpin around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking mild form a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?!?"
"I got you good you ****er!!"
"Bite it rook'...make him look like a dick!"
Hehe, my friends and I quote this movie all the time!!
I love after Mack gets shot at with the bullet proof cup and someone yells "how ya feelin Mack?" and Mack yells "Good enough to **** your mother!!!!" as you see Rabbit gagging in the background!
"...and that was the second time I got crabs"
"Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I jumpin around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking mild form a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?!?"
"I got you good you ****er!!"
"Bite it rook'...make him look like a dick!"
Hehe, my friends and I quote this movie all the time!!