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Old May 10, 2007 | 12:04 AM
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Come on guys. Did the riot already finish? I need something funny to relax. Its being very stressing work these last days.
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 01:40 AM
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OK time for the supreme Fordlover to step in and offer his two bits worth.

Now, I know my brother has some problems, but when he loads a truck ... no matter the size... to haul scrap iron and steel over to Pacific Steel and Recycling, he utilizes every cubic inch of space and engine.

I know y'all will call me a liar too, but I'm an old fart.. I can take it.
.... so go for it!

Now... here's his story.

I sold him an 88 F250 with a recently rebuilt 460 and auto. The body kinda sat in a lot of sun, with the windows up, for a long time and was kinda beyond rotted out and melted down. So, he basically scrapped the truck and sold pieces and parts from it. Then..... then.... he decided to keep it and use it as one of his yard dogs. He's still loading it for the next trip over the tracks .... not a long drive...idles it in low. Springs bottomed out. And I'll be hanged if I can figure out what keeps the tires from exploding.

He loads ALL of his trucks this way. WAY overloaded.

Now.. you ask me how much weight was he overloaded with on his first haul with it? Well... I can't rightly say that I know the exact weight but he was all grins and giggles as he told me he hauled 6 tons in one trip. And ya know what.... I saw the truck as he was loading it.... he has side racks that are really tall. It was loaded past them.

I guess, tomorrow, when I go out there, I'll take a photo or three of some of his yard dogs that he separates the different metals into.

Oh... so far, he hasn't broken anything, but as I said, he idles over to the scrap yard, which is less than a quarter mile and on no well traveled roads.

So... actually, I do believe the originator of the thread, that his truck hauls X amount of weight and gets away with it. He may be pulling our legs, but I sure ain't. I'll try to remember to get some pictures tomorrow and come back and post 'em here.

Now MY little red baby... if they want to put more than 3/4 yard of gravel in her box, that'd be a big argument a brewing. A yard weighs in at a ton or so. And even though I know my truck would haul it... it just ain't gonna happen.

The heaviest load I've ever pulled/hauled with her was a big Bobcat ( forgot the number) on a huge and really heavy trailor.) I know I was overloaded, but it still did it without repercussion. It was by no means fast nor did it stop on a dime and give ya change. But it got-r-done. Ain't gonna happen again, though, I'll tell ya that much. That trailer and load were more suited for a 3/4 or better yet 1 ton...with big block.

I guess foolishness runs in the family..but some of us like it more often.

Back tomorow with some pics. And next trip, I go and photograph the scale slip.
 
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Old May 11, 2007 | 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Fordlover55
OK time for the supreme Fordlover to step in and offer his two bits worth.

Now, I know my brother has some problems, but when he loads a truck ... no matter the size... to haul scrap iron and steel over to Pacific Steel and Recycling, he utilizes every cubic inch of space and engine.

I know y'all will call me a liar too, but I'm an old fart.. I can take it.
.... so go for it!

Now... here's his story.

I sold him an 88 F250 with a recently rebuilt 460 and auto. The body kinda sat in a lot of sun, with the windows up, for a long time and was kinda beyond rotted out and melted down. So, he basically scrapped the truck and sold pieces and parts from it. Then..... then.... he decided to keep it and use it as one of his yard dogs. He's still loading it for the next trip over the tracks .... not a long drive...idles it in low. Springs bottomed out. And I'll be hanged if I can figure out what keeps the tires from exploding.

He loads ALL of his trucks this way. WAY overloaded.

Now.. you ask me how much weight was he overloaded with on his first haul with it? Well... I can't rightly say that I know the exact weight but he was all grins and giggles as he told me he hauled 6 tons in one trip. And ya know what.... I saw the truck as he was loading it.... he has side racks that are really tall. It was loaded past them.

I guess, tomorrow, when I go out there, I'll take a photo or three of some of his yard dogs that he separates the different metals into.

Oh... so far, he hasn't broken anything, but as I said, he idles over to the scrap yard, which is less than a quarter mile and on no well traveled roads.

So... actually, I do believe the originator of the thread, that his truck hauls X amount of weight and gets away with it. He may be pulling our legs, but I sure ain't. I'll try to remember to get some pictures tomorrow and come back and post 'em here.

Now MY little red baby... if they want to put more than 3/4 yard of gravel in her box, that'd be a big argument a brewing. A yard weighs in at a ton or so. And even though I know my truck would haul it... it just ain't gonna happen.

The heaviest load I've ever pulled/hauled with her was a big Bobcat ( forgot the number) on a huge and really heavy trailor.) I know I was overloaded, but it still did it without repercussion. It was by no means fast nor did it stop on a dime and give ya change. But it got-r-done. Ain't gonna happen again, though, I'll tell ya that much. That trailer and load were more suited for a 3/4 or better yet 1 ton...with big block.

I guess foolishness runs in the family..but some of us like it more often.

Back tomorow with some pics. And next trip, I go and photograph the scale slip.
Waiting for pics!
 
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Old May 11, 2007 | 07:04 AM
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I think the keys on your keyboard are out of order or something with the way words are spelled. :-)
 
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Old May 11, 2007 | 10:09 PM
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I think you meant that post for 93 ranger, correct?
 
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Old May 12, 2007 | 01:28 AM
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OMG RocketScience u shood get a Toyeti Tundra it can hall 1.5 tons liek a dream. Forget yer crap bandit Ford and get a Toyta!!!!11!!!oneoneeleven
http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forum...auls-1-5-tons/
 
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Old May 12, 2007 | 08:57 AM
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[QUOTE=seftonm]OMG RocketScience u shood get a Toyeti Tundra it can hall 1.5 tons liek a dream. Forget yer crap bandit Ford and get a Toyta!!!!11!!!oneoneeleven
http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forums/tundra/97892-tunrda-hauls-1-5-tons/[/QUOTE]

But in reality a 1/2 ton must do more than haul 11000lbs like 93's can. Seftonm, we both know being from the same province that a truck isn't a truck unless it gets us through the snow and up those "nice" hills.

I wish I had the time to find these vids this one member posted. It was a white 1/2 ton extended cab, ( possibly a 98 ) and the hills he was going up in that truck! And there was at least an inch of snow to boot! He even backed that truck up the hill!

Flippin' amazing!

ps, I can't even bring myself to 93Ranger-ize my post. It takes longer to actually spell words wrong and type sentences that make little or any sense at all.....
 
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Old May 12, 2007 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SMIGGS
I wish I had the time to find these vids this one member posted. It was a white 1/2 ton extended cab, ( possibly a 98 ) and the hills he was going up in that truck! And there was at least an inch of snow to boot! He even backed that truck up the hill!
You may not have the time, but I do...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRXjZqlgY0s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeI2pQk_Ol0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmqkUxN1Puo

Tim
 
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Old May 12, 2007 | 10:28 PM
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[QUOTE=SMIGGS]
Originally Posted by seftonm
OMG RocketScience u shood get a Toyeti Tundra it can hall 1.5 tons liek a dream. Forget yer crap bandit Ford and get a Toyta!!!!11!!!oneoneeleven
http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forums/tundra/97892-tunrda-hauls-1-5-tons/[/QUOTE]

But in reality a 1/2 ton must do more than haul 11000lbs like 93's can. Seftonm, we both know being from the same province that a truck isn't a truck unless it gets us through the snow and up those "nice" hills.

I wish I had the time to find these vids this one member posted. It was a white 1/2 ton extended cab, ( possibly a 98 ) and the hills he was going up in that truck! And there was at least an inch of snow to boot!

He even backed that truck up the hill!
that was tuff to.liek it or knot.
 
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Old May 12, 2007 | 11:16 PM
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Truck's only about half full and pretty squatted, but he's a long way to go to full. I forgot to take my camera last few times down there. Sorry. I know you're all just wetting your trousers waiting to see another overloaded truck. I'll eventually get pictures, so don't panic.

Meanwhile... keep making fun. It's humorous.

Oh...and I lied about the weight the first time...sorry for the error. I asked him the weight last time I saw him. It was 7.5 tons. I'm going to follow him to the scale next time.

He has a 1.5 ton truck out back too. There's about two or three...I'll check... inches from the top of the rear duals to the bed bottom. Another interesting load...but I guess it isn't full yet either. Looks close, to me, but I've been mistaken before.
 
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Old May 13, 2007 | 12:49 AM
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qing of da jill? guat kind of jocke is dis? Baaaaaa.
 
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Old May 13, 2007 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by seftonm
OMG RocketScience u shood get a Toyeti Tundra it can hall 1.5 tons liek a dream. Forget yer crap bandit Ford and get a Toyta!!!!11!!!oneoneeleven
http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forums/tundra/97892-tunrda-hauls-1-5-tons/
i think bandits right crap Ranger93 said toyota is junk stock i think. i'l buy a f150 leik Rangers sale my SD cuz probaly break spring on it stock i think. only could hall 900 kilograms has to many miles on it 241000km i think 93Ranger wont sell me his has broken srping with bolt in it dont want anyway
 
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Old May 13, 2007 | 05:11 PM
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You all are a bunch of a-holes...Making fun of the poor boy, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Not everyone can spell and structure sentences correctly, but that doesn't give you the right to make fun of them. I am thoroughly disappointed with you all. You have to realize that he is from Canada, and as many of you know, Canadians aren't very bright. You must realize that he is 1 of the 253 Canadians that can read and write.(now very well, but he can nonetheless) And besides, most Canadians suffer from brain freeze because they can't afford to heat their igloos...It's a sad situation really. I know most of you think he brags too much on his truck, but he's comparing it to the dog sleds that most Canadians have...so he really does have a lot to be proud of. So you all should just lay off him.

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Old May 14, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by thorseshoeing
You all are a bunch of a-holes...Making fun of the poor boy, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Not everyone can spell and structure sentences correctly, but that doesn't give you the right to make fun of them. I am thoroughly disappointed with you all. You have to realize that he is from Canada, and as many of you know, Canadians aren't very bright. You must realize that he is 1 of the 253 Canadians that can read and write.(now very well, but he can nonetheless) And besides, most Canadians suffer from brain freeze because they can't afford to heat their igloos...It's a sad situation really. I know most of you think he brags too much on his truck, but he's comparing it to the dog sleds that most Canadians have...so he really does have a lot to be proud of. So you all should just lay off him.

Tim
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Old May 14, 2007 | 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by thorseshoeing
You all are a bunch of a-holes...Making fun of the poor boy, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Not everyone can spell and structure sentences correctly, but that doesn't give you the right to make fun of them. I am thoroughly disappointed with you all. You have to realize that he is from Canada, and as many of you know, Canadians aren't very bright. You must realize that he is 1 of the 253 Canadians that can read and write.(now very well, but he can nonetheless) And besides, most Canadians suffer from brain freeze because they can't afford to heat their igloos...It's a sad situation really. I know most of you think he brags too much on his truck, but he's comparing it to the dog sleds that most Canadians have...so he really does have a lot to be proud of. So you all should just lay off him.

Tim
Do you no anything about CAnada bcause I do'nt think u do. We havent livd in igllos for over 20 yers. Whale oil is supr cheap so heat price is not a problem. I think mrrangerman has sum other problem, maybe no vents to get rid of the whale fumes. We shold get electricty in aboot 2 years, i bet he will be esier to understand than.
 
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