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Old Feb 12, 2007 | 11:22 PM
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Isn't this the truth...

A Japanese company (Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors)
decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams
practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate
the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of
senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person
steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a
consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second
opinion. They advised, of course, that too many people were steering
the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent
another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure
was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering
superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1
person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called
the "Rowing Team Quality First Program", with meetings, dinners and
free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles,
canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor
performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and
canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved
was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next
year's racing team was out-sourced to India.

The End.




This may been previously posted, Idk. I know I 've seen threads with parallel thoughts conveyed. I think the American companies are going to come around, eventually.They certainly need to trim some serious dead weight. Rob
 
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Old Feb 12, 2007 | 11:39 PM
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OUCH! Thats us for ya.... we will overcome!
eventually
 
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Old Feb 12, 2007 | 11:58 PM
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nice.......
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 05:05 AM
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Sounds like where I work!!!!
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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ROFLMFAO!!
 
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 01:26 PM
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To quote Ralph Wiggum " That's unpossible"

Very funny.........
 
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