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From: Millersville, MD
OK, here’s your joke:
Man goes to his Doctor. Says, “Doc, I no longer enjoy making love to my wife”. Doc says, “Why that’s a terrible thing! Why do you say that?” Man says, “ No matter what I’ve tried, it seems as if we’ve been married for 50 years. It’s no longer the same as when we were first married - it’s always the same hum-drum, haphazard attempt.”
Doc says, “Okay, tell you what and do as I say, THIS will put some life into your back into your marriage. Run home right this very minute, open the door and run to your wife and RIP her clothes from her - whisper in her ear - fondle her ALL over and make mad, passionate love to her right there. You do this and come back here tomorrow and tell me how it went.”
Next day the man goes to see his Doc again. “Well”, the Doc says, “How’d it go?”
“I’ll tell ya Doc, this is what happened. I left here yesterday and rushed home and tore the front door off by the hinges, I yelled for my wife and hit her like a Raven football player - knocked her 15 feet back down the hall. I grabbed her, whispered in her ear, tore off all her clothes and made mad, passionate love to her - but it was STILL the same haphazard affair…..
BUT HER BRIDGE CLUB GOT ONE HELLOFA KICK OUT OF IT!!”
Man goes to his Doctor. Says, “Doc, I no longer enjoy making love to my wife”. Doc says, “Why that’s a terrible thing! Why do you say that?” Man says, “ No matter what I’ve tried, it seems as if we’ve been married for 50 years. It’s no longer the same as when we were first married - it’s always the same hum-drum, haphazard attempt.”
Doc says, “Okay, tell you what and do as I say, THIS will put some life into your back into your marriage. Run home right this very minute, open the door and run to your wife and RIP her clothes from her - whisper in her ear - fondle her ALL over and make mad, passionate love to her right there. You do this and come back here tomorrow and tell me how it went.”
Next day the man goes to see his Doc again. “Well”, the Doc says, “How’d it go?”
“I’ll tell ya Doc, this is what happened. I left here yesterday and rushed home and tore the front door off by the hinges, I yelled for my wife and hit her like a Raven football player - knocked her 15 feet back down the hall. I grabbed her, whispered in her ear, tore off all her clothes and made mad, passionate love to her - but it was STILL the same haphazard affair…..
BUT HER BRIDGE CLUB GOT ONE HELLOFA KICK OUT OF IT!!”
