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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:52 AM
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Ok,so I already told you that I mix Prozac and Exlax and that I cant get off of the toilet,but I dont care,,,,Now,I have come up with a new combination.I use it on those mornings when I have a hard time getting out of bed.I call it Vialax.It is a combo of Viagra and Exlax,,,It gets me up and going in no time!
 
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 11:40 AM
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I'm sorry KT that's hilarious
 
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 11:54 AM
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Remember never take Exlax & sleeping pills at the same time. You get crappy sheets
 
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 11:58 AM
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TOO FUNNY.....
 
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 12:31 PM
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I remember hearing about an outfit that wanted to make a knock-off of Viagra, so they had it chemically analyzed, to determine the ingredients. Turned out to be 2% vitamin C, 3% vitamin E, and 95% Fix-a-Flat.
 
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 12:58 PM
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^^^^^^^^
 
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 01:08 PM
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hilarious!



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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 02:31 PM
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When I have a cold I take Exlax.
It makes me afraid to cough
 
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Racerguy
When I have a cold I take Exlax.
It makes me afraid to cough
So I guess thats where the saying comes from?

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