Women Drivers!!!!!!
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From: St. George
Women Drivers!!!!!!
So, I'm on my way to work this morning driving on the freeway and looked over to the left and there was this WOMAN in a brand new Cadillac doing about 70 - 80 mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner, or makeup or something like that.
Well, I only looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway in my lane! I know you don't know me that well, but I don't scare to easily, especially driving. But this WOMAN scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. With all of the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone clear away from my ear and it fell into my coffee, which was between my legs, and this hot coffee splashed and burned me, of course ruined my phone, soaked my jeans and more important than that, disconnected me from a real important phone call.
Dang WOMEN drivers!!!!!!!!
Well, I only looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway in my lane! I know you don't know me that well, but I don't scare to easily, especially driving. But this WOMAN scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. With all of the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone clear away from my ear and it fell into my coffee, which was between my legs, and this hot coffee splashed and burned me, of course ruined my phone, soaked my jeans and more important than that, disconnected me from a real important phone call.
Dang WOMEN drivers!!!!!!!!
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A similar thing happened to me once, only I was using a Gilette Mach 3 razor. The shaving cream made my steering wheel so slick I couldn't turn the wheel in time to avoid hitting the Moose that was crossing the road, thank god for air bags, I was able to lower the truck enough to take out the Moose's knee's. I broke my nose on the steering wheels though. The worst part was I spilled my last beer and didn't have time to pick up anymore before I got to the Nuclear Power Plant... Damn wild life!
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I was once trying to merge onto 280 behind a gal putting on her makeup while looking in the rearview mirror and I considered shifting immediately to the next lane to the left. Fortunately, I looked REAL careful first and I would have been right behind another gal swatting a kid in the backseat.
