"SOUTHERNESE" language test
"NACHO", "FIXIN", and "OWN" are three words Yankees seem to have a little trouble with too...
They think a NACHO is somethin with cheese on it, FIXIN' is strickly about repair, and OWN has to do with something you have worked for and earned - in which they partially kee-rect!
An example with all three might be this here:
"BOY! Them are NACHO tools! I ketcha in my garage agin and it's FIXIN' to be OWN!!!"
And of course leave us not fergit:
"I GARINTEEYA..."
They think a NACHO is somethin with cheese on it, FIXIN' is strickly about repair, and OWN has to do with something you have worked for and earned - in which they partially kee-rect!
An example with all three might be this here:
"BOY! Them are NACHO tools! I ketcha in my garage agin and it's FIXIN' to be OWN!!!"
And of course leave us not fergit:
"I GARINTEEYA..."
Last edited by Greywolf; Sep 29, 2006 at 07:04 PM.
Hey Now lariat97,
What's up?
I was on FTW...Got banned for life
I still visit over there from time to time...now that Ken is Forum Mgr I'll have to see if he can get me reinstated...since it was the old Forum Mgr who threw me out!!!
Thanks for the Welcome, I like it over here
What's up?
I was on FTW...Got banned for life
I still visit over there from time to time...now that Ken is Forum Mgr I'll have to see if he can get me reinstated...since it was the old Forum Mgr who threw me out!!!
Thanks for the Welcome, I like it over here
Wolfie is right in many ways about FTW. Its geared more towards bling bling instead of ordinary truck owners. I met lots of good people there but the site has went downhill since Ten Magazines took it over. I like this site. Its down to earth & has the tech info I need to keep my truck going. I plan to do anything I can to recrute members to FTE & try to find events to get our local members to go to & meet & show off our trucks. Welcome to FTE A11Budman
"Keyboard" - Place to hang your truck keys.
"Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" - When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" - How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
"Mouse" - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuffed in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
"LAN" - To borrow as in "Hel Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
"bit" - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"digital control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
"Hard Drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer
"Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" - When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" - How you got rid of your dandelions.
"ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
"Mouse" - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuffed in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
"LAN" - To borrow as in "Hel Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
"Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
"bit" - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"digital control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
"Hard Drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer
Originally Posted by lariat97
Wolfie is right - I like this site. Its down to earth & has the tech info I need to keep my truck going.
Other sites I have seen are "FLASH". You are about what is current only, or what one particular idiot thinks is cool. FTE ain't like that...
FTE is all about "BRING IT ON!"
We can make it run...
Last edited by Greywolf; Sep 30, 2006 at 02:15 PM.
izn hops myz flewincy of y'alls tawkn aint got me in noze troble naw.... iz waz jus tryn to spitz a lil beachnutz roun an see waz mite grow... sidez herz paw waz askn if i got-er-don anz i had ta tellm thatz i gott-er-did
... couse thenz he saidz "gott-er-did" anz hez got-me-did done hurtn in playces i didnd knowz couwd hert
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... couse thenz he saidz "gott-er-did" anz hez got-me-did done hurtn in playces i didnd knowz couwd hert
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Hey Now,
Bubba *** to the house n his new Yeller Pickemup Truk
We went down Yonder to the Hard Road so we could fetch sum Egg McNuthins an sum Ethyl
Bubba Pert'near rund over a big ole Tree Rat. Bout Skeered that thing to deef.
I grab a Tubafor out the back of the Pickemup I told Bubba to Fetcha a Poke from the Cab of the Truk and bring it Rah Cheer. That big ole tree rat Narry Bit me on the leg, but I wert Skeered a bit
Bubba got his Raffle and shoot that Tree Rat…dag gum thing Sploded
Then it Come up a Cloud, so Bubba an me said the Hail with it and went back Yonder…we sure had us What'cha call a grate day!!!!!
Bubba *** to the house n his new Yeller Pickemup Truk
We went down Yonder to the Hard Road so we could fetch sum Egg McNuthins an sum Ethyl
Bubba Pert'near rund over a big ole Tree Rat. Bout Skeered that thing to deef.
I grab a Tubafor out the back of the Pickemup I told Bubba to Fetcha a Poke from the Cab of the Truk and bring it Rah Cheer. That big ole tree rat Narry Bit me on the leg, but I wert Skeered a bit
Bubba got his Raffle and shoot that Tree Rat…dag gum thing Sploded
Then it Come up a Cloud, so Bubba an me said the Hail with it and went back Yonder…we sure had us What'cha call a grate day!!!!!
Last edited by a11budman; Oct 4, 2006 at 10:55 AM.




