Here's your sign
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From: NW burbs of chicago
Here's your sign
In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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From: Chino Valley, Arizona
At the front door on the ground level of the Hilton Garden INN in Redding Ca.
"Incase of fire use stairs"
this sign was 6 inches from the front door if tou are reading it you can take one step and be outside.
"Incase of fire use stairs"
this sign was 6 inches from the front door if tou are reading it you can take one step and be outside.
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From: Right Behind You
From some church bulletin's:
Tonight's sermon-"What is hell?", come early to hear the choir practice.
We are starting a support group called Single Mothers. If you want to become a Single Mother see the pastor in his office.
Tonights sermon-Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The Fasting and Prayer Conference will include meals.
The sermon this morning "Jesus walked on water". The sermon this evening "Searching for Jesus."
The scouts are collecting alluminum cans, proceeds will be used to cripple children.
________
A preacher closed his sermon saying "If I had all the beer in the world, I would take it and throw it in the river. If I had all the wine in the world, I would take it and throw it in the river. If I had all the whiskey in the world, I would take it and throw it in the river." He then sat down, and the closing hymn was #365-"Shall We Gather at the River."
Tim
Tonight's sermon-"What is hell?", come early to hear the choir practice.
We are starting a support group called Single Mothers. If you want to become a Single Mother see the pastor in his office.
Tonights sermon-Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The Fasting and Prayer Conference will include meals.
The sermon this morning "Jesus walked on water". The sermon this evening "Searching for Jesus."
The scouts are collecting alluminum cans, proceeds will be used to cripple children.
________
A preacher closed his sermon saying "If I had all the beer in the world, I would take it and throw it in the river. If I had all the wine in the world, I would take it and throw it in the river. If I had all the whiskey in the world, I would take it and throw it in the river." He then sat down, and the closing hymn was #365-"Shall We Gather at the River."
Tim
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From: CA Central Coast
Originally Posted by sierraben
Not really funny, but makes you wonder.
Signs in the Presidio as you were driving through the housing sections.
SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY
Signs in the Presidio as you were driving through the housing sections.
SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY
In Monterey, there's a large yellow sign (by a light) on Hwy 1 "Stop when flashing".
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From: San Francisco, Ca.
Another road sign that reads: SLIPPERY WHEN WET
Actually saw a sign out of Dawson Creek, Alaska, where Milepost 1 begins, that read "paved road ends"; and it did.
It dropped 4 inches onto hardpacked gravel road.
They weren't kinding.
Actually saw a sign out of Dawson Creek, Alaska, where Milepost 1 begins, that read "paved road ends"; and it did.
It dropped 4 inches onto hardpacked gravel road.
They weren't kinding.
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From: Palmyra
In the town I work in they are trying to slow down speeders in residential neighborhoods by placing very wide speed bumps in the road-- they then put up a sign to announce it:
"Speed Hump"
Is this a command or mearly a suggestion?
"Speed Hump"
Is this a command or mearly a suggestion?
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