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Andym and I have one sweet but lazy **** orange tabby. He's great. He sleeps eats and poops, that's all.
From your description - everything seems to be WORKING... And therefore your complaint is????
I see no "JOB DESCRIPTION" before me, so perhaps it was either not filed or has been unfortunately lost in the "Other Than Human Consort" personnel contracts.
Dear me, what a shame - I'd like to have that job, but I cannot even find a description of it!
Oh wait - no...
(Oh dear) I thought I found it, but it was a reference to a male consort for an A-Sexual person...
The specification was for a "Feel-Good Associate with no connection to the parent corporation and subsistence support all of which to be plausibly deniable".
Basically a decoration for someone who had no idea what to do with it.
(For all I know, it may have been a Japanese or Arab business person)
Personally, I prefer the dragon the lives under the ol' Smoke House in the field uphill from the house. She's in a race with the night owl to catch the most mice in the barn by Friday. She says their crunchy.
This is Rocco, my pet rock. He eats very little, in fact, a 50 lb. bag of Purina Chow has lasted me 15 years now, and I haven't cleaned out his litter box in decades.